THE LEGEND OF THE ASTROLABE

Based on the life of Richard Fitzgerald. 

The Last Pirate Of The Caribbean is the tale of Fitzgerald, a Yossarian clad Boston painter and lobster fisherman turned pacifist and dyslexic nuclear bombs expert gone three times AWOL during the Vietnam War sent to Puerto Rico to find a missing bomb, but instead discovers priceless treasure. 

SYNOPSIS:

The Last Pirate Of The Caribbean is the tale of Fitzgerald, a Yossarian clad Boston painter and lobster fisherman turned pacifist and dyslexic nuclear bombs expert gone three times AWOL during the Vietnam War. In Thailand, San Francisco, and finally dismissed to Libya where he lived in the wine cellar of an Arabic villa during the Gaddafi Revolution, and then came to Rincon in the 1980s to drink and talk to women. Once the military becomes fed up with him they send him to the remote island of Desecheo to find a missing nuclear bomb lost during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

He's hungover one morning after an art filled orgy, sees, some algae, thinks it's the bomb and

discovers a Portuguese shipwreck from the 1600s off the coast of Puerto Rico with the most well preserved nautical astrolabe known to man, only to discover that “the meaning of life is not to find treasure, ‘cause once you have it, they all hate you."

One day the men in the white suits came and held him at gunpoint. The Astrolabe as been missing ever since.

It's Forrest Gump meets Catch 22 in the Caribbean.

THE LAST PIRATE OF THE CARIBBEAN