A producer is the most miserable creature alive. His morning doesn’t start with brushing his teeth with a fresh line of cok... — no, he has to groan, crack his spine, and drag himself to Walmart. There he buys yet another tiny mixed-feed gizmo for the Time Machine he’s been building, just so he can finally get back to the beloved ’70s without your outrage and offended thinkpieces.
When he’s done with his very important engineering duties, he has to call the rent-a-nurse squad, who deliver a specially engineered Marvel-Version Suit for him — The Producer-Man Suit, which is basically a straitjacket they buckle him into so he doesn’t accidentally slap anyone’s ass. Including his own. His ass can file a lawsuit too, in case you were wondering.
His mouth stays taped shut from dawn till dusk, because Mossad and MI6 installed spyware apps on his phone disguised as a calendar — at the polite request of his coworkers. Now the only thing he can get handsy with is the tape on his lips, and his lips are desert-dry because of it.
He even has to change the shine in his eyes by dropping Ozempic into them. And now that signature sparkle he once had when seeing a fat check has been replaced by a raw, unfiltered joy whenever he spots a performer who perfectly fits The Agenda.
Moreover! The poor dude has to work on the floor, because a desk is a potential site of an intimate crime, and all the beds in his home he handed out to carpenter friends ages ago.
And now, when a newbie performer sees this broken soul, they no longer ask, “OMG, are you really a producer?” They just silently pull out their credit card and buy a discounted pack of nuggets so the apex predator of show business can survive until the next multi-million-dollar blockbuster.
This miserable and battered producer needs your support and help. There will be no bank details — he asked me to set up the fundraiser tomorrow, when the hostel owner comes to demand rent.
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I don’t think there’s a single clear answer to this. A lot of people on this platform — and in the industry in general — are struggling with the same thing. It really is a patience game, and breaking...
Expand commentI don’t think there’s a single clear answer to this. A lot of people on this platform — and in the industry in general — are struggling with the same thing. It really is a patience game, and breaking through as a first-time writer is incredibly difficult. I also believe in my own story, just like so many others do. I’ve received tons of strong, 4–5 star feedback myself, yet somehow the process still stalled.
All we can do is keep trying — not just here, but on every platform and through every opportunity we can find. One day our scripts may reach someone who sees what we see in them. And once that first breakthrough happens, everything does get a bit easier. At least that’s what I hold on to — and I think many of us here feel the same.
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In my country Macedonia you can't make a living only from screenwriting. You gotta have another job. But screenwriting according to my opinion is a way to honestly express yourself creatively, getting...
Expand commentIn my country Macedonia you can't make a living only from screenwriting. You gotta have another job. But screenwriting according to my opinion is a way to honestly express yourself creatively, getting rid of the reality burdened by every day worries. I know writing is a tough job, but with some luck and persistence primarily we can break through with the scripts, making sure that our work can be seen, appreciated and recognised by someone who will decide to make it into a final product.
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For many, there is not single approach. And where you are based doesn't have a bearing on if you'll make a living or not. You need to be actively finding connections, have a positive outlook and willing to put in the time. Whatever you do, don't give up!
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Hey, Ian Buchanan! Welcome back to Stage 32 and screenwriting. You could check the Job Board (www.stage32.com/find-jobs). It gets updated regularly.
I've gotten a lot of jobs on Stage 32 by networking...
Expand commentHey, Ian Buchanan! Welcome back to Stage 32 and screenwriting. You could check the Job Board (www.stage32.com/find-jobs). It gets updated regularly.
I've gotten a lot of jobs on Stage 32 by networking. Stage 32 has a blog that'll help you connect with creatives and industry professionals all over the world. Producers, executives, directors, managers, writers, and more. www.stage32.com/blog/the-importance-of-community-and-collaboration-in-th...
Stage 32's November Community Open House was Tuesday. It'll help you connect with creatives and industry pros. The recording will be up soon. It's free to watch. www.stage32.com/education/products/stage-32-s-november-community-open-ho...
And it's the last week of Stage 32's November Write Club. It can help you reach a goal, it's a chance to connect with writers, directors, producers, etc., and you can get support for your goal and projects. There's three prizes this week and a grand prize drawing at the end of the month! Week 4's blog came out Monday. www.stage32.com/blog/november-write-club-week-4-the-art-of-the-pitch-wha...