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COCAINE SAFARI
By Efrain Perez

GENRE: Comedy
LOGLINE:

In the wilds of Central Africa, Leo, a charismatic African lion whisperer and safari guide must lead a group of hapless tourists to safety when they unwittingly stumble upon animals high on cocaine from a tainted reservoir. With his zany knowledge of animal behavior, Leo embarks on an uproarious adventure to keep his group alive. 


SYNOPSIS:

Prepare for a laughter-filled journey into the wild with "Cocaine Safari. Meet Leo, an eccentric lion whisperer and safari guide known for his unorthodox methods and his penchant for cracking jokes in the heart of Central Africa. Leo's safaris aren't your typical wildlife tours – they're packed with up close enocounters, slapstick humor, and a dash of chaos.

One fateful day, Leo takes a group of unsuspecting tourists into the wilderness, promising them an adventure they'll never forget. Little do they know just how unforgettable it will be! As the group watches in disbelief, they discover that the local animals have indulged in tainted water from a nearby reservoir contaminated with cocaine, courtesy of clumsy poachers attempting to evade the Central African military.

What follows is a riotous and side-splitting comedy of errors as the animals, high on cocaine, engage in outlandish behavior. From cheetahs running so fast they hit objects like trees or other animals causing them to die on impact to lowland gorrilas fighting for supremecy and even Zebras who are now chasing lions and eating them, the jungle turns into a hilariously unpredictable circus.

Leo, our lion-whispering hero, must rely on his offbeat knowledge of animal behavior to keep the tourists safe amidst the animal antics gone haywire. With every absurd twist and turn, Leo and his group find themselves in increasingly ridiculous situations, from improvising impromptu animal stand-up comedy shows to using laughter to calm down the party-loving baboons.

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