David Blaustein

Born in Brooklyn, New York, David was raised by a nudist with irritable bowel syndrome. Consequentially, all of his stories feature people with extraordinary Brooklyn accents who are naked and excessively flatulent.

He aspires to tell unique and original stories. Still, he understands that approximately 112 billion (give or take 6 billion) people have traversed life on this planet, so most stories are derivative of our collective experiences.

Professionally, David enjoyed an 18-year run at ABC NEWS RADIO as an Entertainment Correspondent and Movie Critic, providing him with incredible opportunities to commune with some of the best filmmakers and actors in the known Universe. He would like to spend time with filmmakers and actors in unknown universes, but the human brain's limited capacity makes it impossible to communicate with intergalactic and interdimensional publicists.

David can be seen in the Netflix Doc Series "Trainwreck: Woodstock 99," where he influences the narrative by contextualizing the ill-fated festival with F-bombs and memorable quotes.