Joanna Bloem

Producer/Screenwriter at New Age Entertainment
Actor, Producer and Screenwriter

Santa Monica, California

Member Since:
September 2014

Last online:
> 2 weeks ago

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About Joanna

Hi Everyone! I am an actor/screenwriter/producer with 5 original screenplays (various genres) I aim to set up, sell or option and 1 script MOSAIC (mystery thriller) adapted from the novel by bestselling author Gayle Lynds. We had an amazing conference call recently with a well-known Producer and my interested Director, who he admires. The Producer offered a $20m deal with one caveat - a rewrite with our Director's notes. Since he's shooting now, I await his notes to move forward. I'd love to trade reads, on my other screenplays, especially with anyone who might have studio, funding or A-list producer connections.

Unique traits: Good at drama and comedy as an actor and writer and learning more about producing each day!

Gender:
Female

Height:
5' 2"

Weight:
117

Body type:
Slim

Hair:
Chin Length

Hair color:
Salt/Pepper

Eyes:
Brown

Ethnicity:
Caucasian

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TRIANGLES by Joanna Bloem Budget: $30M+ | Romance ⋄ Adventure In a bizarre love triangle, a millionaire Eco-Entrepreneur becomes entangled with two women who were sisters in another life in ancient Egypt. Connecting with his true Soulmate (this time), and a metaphysical psychiatrist, they must unravel the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle/Atlantis – or die trying.
HALL OF RECORDS Budget: $30M+ | Sci-fi ⋄ Adventure After her parents mysteriously disappear in Cairo, their spunky daughter carries on her father's dangerous mission to re-enter a secret chamber of the Great Pyramid. Screenplay available.
COVERUPS Budget: $10M - $30M | Mystery ⋄ Comedy A naive veterinarian suspects his sophisticated new French bride of infidelity but discovers that she's actually a super-spy using him as one of her many "covers." He must deny his love to rescue her, when she's abducted in Brunei. Inspired by a real life story.
NO NUKIE! Budget: $5M - $10M | Comedy Led by the feisty wife of the new Secretary of Defense, well-placed Washington D.C. women, and call girls, go on a sex strike until their men stop making war. Inspired by Aristophanes' "Lysistrata" written in 411 b.c (still relevant) and my updated play, "Lysistrata, D.C." Another version, EASTSIDE WESTSIDE on the same theme takes place in New York. Don's wives, and girlfriend, go on a sex strike to stop a nasty turf war.
MOSAIC Budget: $10M - $30M | Romance ⋄ Thriller A blind pianist must heal her sight to identify her mother's killer, murdered in a theft gone wrong linked to stolen Nazi art. Hooking up with a maverick CIA agent to solve the mystery, they must now outwit assassins to stay alive. Based on a novel by a bestselling author. Rights obtained. Screenplay available.

Credits

Space Command (2016)
Film (Sci-Fi) Actress Jack Kemmer rescues ex-archeologist Vonn O'Dara high above Mars, setting into motion a revolution that changes galactic history.
Blood Relatives (2015)
Television (Crime) Actress Real life cases about families and the murders that tore them apart.
Random Encounters (2013)
Film (Comedy) Actress A dual-perspective he-said she-said romantic comedy about two 20-somethings' chance meeting at an LA coffee shop, that takes us on a roller coaster ride as they attempt to find one another and find true love within the superficial LA singles scene. Written by Anonymous
Workshop (2009)
Television (Comedy) Actress Follow six 20-something actors as they try to navigate their way through the highs and (mostly) lows of making it as an actor in Los Angeles.
The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (2009)
Television (Comedy, Music and Talk-Show) Actress Opening monologues, sketches, celebrity interviews, and musical performances are commonly featured.
BASEketball (1998)
Film (Comedy and Sport) Actress Two losers from Milwaukee, Coop & Remer, invent a new game playing basketball, using baseball rules. When the game becomes a huge success, they, along with a billionaire's help, form the Professional Baseketball League where everyone gets the same pay and no team can change cities. Coop & Remer's team, the Milwaukee Beers is the only team standing in the way of major rule changes that the owner of the Dallas Felons wants to institute. Written by Kelvin Cabrera-Castellar <kelvinc@concentric.net>