"That's Governor Menalaeus "Pass the Biscuits" Pappy O'Daniel and he'd sure appreciate it if you ate his farina and voted him a second term." "- Aint you gonna press the flesh pappy? - I'll press your flesh! We aint one-at-a-timin here, we're mass-communicating! - Yes it's a powerful new medium. - Junior thank god your mammy died givin birth to ya', if she'd a' seen ya' she'd have died of shame." "- Where can I lay a'hold of them Soggy Bottom Boys? - They sang into yonder can and skee-da-dled. - Well we gotta find em' boys and sign em' to a big fat record contract. Hell if we don't the god-damned competition will. - Oh mercy yes we gots to beat that competition."