Hello, Community. Happy to be here.
Guess which one of the following is true.
A) I was Michelle Pfeiffer's ass double.
B) I rode a tank, held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
C) I am the illegitimate love child of Tom Selleck and Delphine Langley, night shift waitperson at the Tick Tock Diner, Clifton, NJ.
D) In a past life, I was a steel-belted radial tire.
Thank you for your participation. Correct answer posted soon.
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I am too embarrassed to be able to answer A, too low rank to address the general B, left my DNA kit in the back of the Mystery Machine so a confirming C is out, and my Jeep tires aren't talking to me at the moment so I can't even phone a friend to affirm D. I supposed I'll just embrace my fear of commitment and wait for the correct answer coming soon to a post near me.
On a somewhere between related and unrelated note, welcome to S32 -- you have the most amazing, adorable, dare I say sexy... first initial.
Oh, I'm swooning. A girl can only take so much, Edward. :) >E.<
From E to shining E, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. slight grin and gentle nod
Thank you. Feigned indifferent look back. ;)
Well and good but have you written anything?
A and B
You buying, Ammie Baby? :) Didn't know you were such a fan.
Sorry, Rod. D.
I might, Langley-san. What's on sale?
Pass.
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So nice to meet you E!! Love your sense of humor!!
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Right back atcha. Thanks, Shellie.
Dredged up from a year ago. Go figure.
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E. Wait, there's no E. Haha. Answer C.
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Correct, Maurice. I grew up swigging pineapple juice on the "Magnum P.I." set. I'm yours if you're a man with a mustache and surfboard.
Special Bonus Answer for you:
E) I was briefly Kim Jong un's pedicurist. (It's true he prefers Sephora Fiercely Fabulous red nail polish.)
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E Langley am I permitted to say I think the answer is A) as you’re not old enough for the blitzkrieg, and I’m not sure a post on Stage 32 is the best way to break the news to Tom and I don’t believe in the reincarnation of inanimate objects into screenwriters!
You should write a main character based on yourself, E Langley.
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I was going to say C, but only because Maurice said so. Clearly, he knows his ish=)
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Geoff, I am familiar with The Stones' "Beggars Banquet" LP and "Sympathy For The Devil" therein.
William Goldman mentions he was previously a Hollywood manhole cover in "Adventures In The Screen Trade."
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Been done, Maurice.
Sandra Bullocks' Mary in "All About Steve" is based on me.
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Sam, I just looked at "Langley" in answer C. and made an educated guess.
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Really, E Langley? "Sandra Bullocks' Mary in "All About Steve" is based on me."
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I lied, Maurice. It's more like Glenn Close's Alex in "Fatal Attraction."
I truly enjoy boiled bunny with carrots and potatoes.
It's been so long since I've seen "Fatal Attraction," E Langley. I don't remember what happened in it.
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May be time for a revisit. Close alone is worth the price of admission in this domestic horror film.
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Wasn't there a film that featured a tire as the main protagonist? It was a horror film I think. I watched it years ago.
Christopher "Rubber" https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1612774/
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That was me! No autographs please.
You might be thinking of RUBBER (2010).
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Kuddos, on your unique and fun way to introduce yourself.
My guess is C!
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Thanks, Sandra.
C? Uh, no. :)