Anything Goes : Cocaine Turtle by Rutger Oosterhoff

Rutger Oosterhoff

Cocaine Turtle

We had "Cocaine Bear." Now we have "Cocaine Cougar." Really?! What's next?... "Cocaine Turtle?!" 

What do you creatives think, what animal would "rage" best high on cocaine?

Xochi Blymyer

I don’t know but I thought one was enough. did enjoy watching it. not a surprise that someone continues w a hit idea.

Ty Strange

For silliness, Rutger Oosterhoff, I'd go for "Cocaine Squirrel."

Linwood Bell

Koko. And the poster could read: “ She don’t lie! KoKaine!!”

Rutger Oosterhoff

Koko the killer Squirrel.

Maurice Vaughan

"Cocaine Bear" was better than I thought it'd be, Rutger Oosterhoff. Elephant.

Rutger Oosterhoff

... Compare the elephant's trunk with the standard straw, I guess the elephant is greedy.

David Abrookin

I'm going to throw a curve ball into the mix here and say I'd love to see a Cocaine Bear versus Predator movie. Of course the during the climax of the movie, Predator gets a hold of some cocaine also and then things get really out of hand.

Rutger Oosterhoff

... yes, but then the bear must be allowed to have some gadgets also... not sure which, witout it becoming a cartoon.

Linwood Bell

Or a Panda with their martial art abilities.

Xochi Blymyer

There are so many ways to go, I'm enjoying all of your ideas!

Debbie Croysdale

Cocaine cat or black widow.

Marcel Nault Jr.

LOL A shark, a cheetah, a hyena... Anything that can run and end you at the snap of your fingers.

Linwood Bell

I'm available.

Rutger Oosterhoff

Black Widow is cool, a super large one.

Rutger Oosterhoff

Haha Marcel, maybe they all should fight each other instead of humans?! Or maybe "Cocaine Shark Tornado."

Rutger Oosterhoff

Linwood, give us a few music notes, what would the music for "Cocaine Shark Tornado" sound like?!

Christopher Butler

Cocaine pug. Comedy Gold.

Linwood Bell

Rutger Oosterhoff I’m thinking like a Sharxploitation score…. Cause he’s a cool, bad mother….shut your mouth!

Something like Trouble Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks3rDISHPAw

Rutger Oosterhoff

Good Jazz!!

Rutger Oosterhoff

Christopher, pug want's to be dangerous but just can't, even with that amount of sniffing power.

Linwood Bell

Rutger Oosterhoff With that suit working so well for him and that monkey of his, jazz is the way to go. :)

Nick Waters

I'd watch this Rutger Oosterhoff !

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