Introduce Yourself : Introducing Myself? To Who? by Jason Elia

I write. Shocked? Me too. I tweet and whore myself to Hollywood hoping to one day rot your brain with my own brand of humor or win an Oscar. "Who" and "Whom" still give me issues, despite my chosen profession. Quite possibly the best book I've ever read is "King Dork" even though, I know one day Michael Cera is going to end up in the crappy movie based on it. God, I hate him. I listen to rock music, drink grape soda and I stole John Mayer's ghetto card. In between all of that I wrote a movie, then a TV show. Then another TV show. A cartoon. A book. I should get back to movies. Also I'm your Jedi James Dean in flip flops.