Screenwriting : What would Arnold say? by Adam McCulloch

Adam McCulloch

What would Arnold say?

Arnold Schwartznegger is about to kill a bad guy at a dinner party. What cheesy line does he say before he does it? "Do you vant fries with dat" "Killing you is all gravy" "Please pass the death, motherfucker" Any further thoughts?

Danny Manus

It's my pahtee and I'll kill if I vant too.

Danny Manus

Guess who's not coming to dinner anymore?

Adam McCulloch

"Fork you"

Neville Steenson

Now I have verked up an appetite!

Kerry Douglas Dye

"Nice to meat you. M-E-A-T."

Adam McCulloch

"I kill you then rub salt in your wounds"

Alexander McCord

"Pasta La Vista, baby."

Danny Manus

Pasta la Vista!! nice!! Maybe "Where is the veggie Chopper??!!"

Jason Spellman

Consider this the final course.

Mark LaFever

"You von't vant seconds on dis."

Mark LaFever

"Ask yuh vaitah foh extra napkins - dis is gonna get messy."

Mark LaFever

"Bon appétit, beetch."

Mark LaFever

"Abbondanza, muddafucka."

Mark LaFever

"You taste just like chicken...plus fear."

Mark LaFever

"I kill you now - an houah latuh, I wanna kill you again." (if they're having Chinese)

Mark LaFever

"Elbows off da table vile you DIE."

William Martell

Make it a party... "Is this the punch line?"

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