A wannabe entrepreneur/con artist stumbles through schemes until he obtains a funeral home by showing off his girlfriend to the funeral director who now cannot think clearly and signs the funeral home over to the con artist. The old owner now drops dead from a heart attack and becomes the first customer, but the con artist's drunken brother and the brother's girlfriend manage to get the body mutilated while trying to bring it to a tavern for a joke, and the brother has to be the body double for the funeral.