Officers Strunk and Mattingly patrol the streets of South Lyons and Underglen Township in a half-hour sitcom series best described as The Shield meets Arrested Development.

SYNOPSIS:

Sitcom: Officers Strunk and Mattingly patrol the "duplicipality" South Lyons and Underglen Township (S.L.U.T., pronounced Sloot by residents). They make a routine follow-up visit to "uber citizen", 76 year old Mr. Pedanski -- who fights crime more effectively than most cops -- who's complained about a possible illegal gambling house in the neighborhood. Strunk and Mattingly are already aware of the underground casino. It's run by cops. Strunk and Mattingly have a decision to make: seek a piece of the action or close the op down. They try both options. When Mattingly's overture to be part of the scheme is rebuffed, he visits the gambling house in Mr. Pedanski's neighborhood, sits down for a game of "Kentucky Three Finger" and cleans the place out. This sets in motion a series of events that reveals the corruption in the police department not only goes to the top, but that one of Strunk and Mattingly's superiors is a notorious local criminal working under an assumed identity. Threats are made against Strunk and Mattingly, their crusier is bugged, Strunk is temporarily blinded -- by his own negligence, though, in his girlfriend's shower -- and neighborhood vigilantes raid one of the gambling dens with balaclavas and flash grenades. Soon there is arson, water balloon fights, clown krumping and "porn bombs". Only when Mr. Pedanski is violently attacked and the son of Mattingly's girlfriend is kidnapped does "the shit get real" in South Lyons and Underglen Township. It's then that Strunk and Mattingly realize it's the police department that should be wrapped with crime scene tape.