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URSULA & OLI
By Zachary Amzallag

GENRE: Comedy
LOGLINE:

When returning from years of travel an ex-dancer discovers that the mock portfolio her Wall Street dad taught her to trade as a kid wasn't 'mock' at all, she enlists her cooky new step-brother to launch a Venture Capital fund catering to society's weirdest entrepreneurs.

SYNOPSIS:

The last thing fresh-off-the-ashram Ursula Stone expected to find coming home from her lengthy spiritual quest was a new brother… Much less Oliver Stern, a failing libertarian man-child trying to make it as a Doomsday Prep Consultant.

Fortunately for our mystic mama, she also could not have predicted that the mock portfolio her white-collar crook of a dad taught her to trade as a kid… Well, it wasn’t a ‘mock’ portfolio at all. So when following 2008 she decided to short the Patriarchy in favor of market disruptors like Bitcoin as a ‘cute hedge’ against the evil 1%, not only did her portfolio soar, but it also hedged her against arrogant dick-head know-it-alls like her new step-brother Oliver. Namaste!

Yet despite their differences--and no doubt to save their newlywed parents from a certain series of small coronary infarctions--Ursula and Oliver decide to play nice and launch “Stone & Stern Alternative Venture Capital” catering to the Conscious, Conspiracy, and Crypto communities.

Zack and Zoe

BIO: Zack is a produced screenwriter and actor, Zoe an ex-dancer-turned-actor.

Nathaniel Baker

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