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THE THORNS WE LIVE WITH

THE THORNS WE LIVE WITH
By Tony Gapastione

GENRE: Drama
LOGLINE:

A wealthy landscaping family reluctantly reunite over Thanksgiving weekend only to discover their mother’s attempted suicide has left her in a coma. As they attempt to reconcile her affairs (and not kill each other in the process) they uncover the skeletons in all of their closets and must come to terms with the past in order to put their life back together. Good luck with that.

They put the fun in dysfunction.

SYNOPSIS:

We open on the sprawling garden estate of Dawne Hatchet. Her beautiful landscape is pruned by longtime groundskeeper Sergio. She speedwalks down her long driveway to once again try and light an unrequited flame with her pastor, Richard, much to the chagrin of her pastor’s wife. It’s an unhealthy attachment, but her “faith” and desire to be loved are what motivate her, even though she’d never admit that overwhelming guilt and sadness drive all of her decisions.

At the same time, her grandson Charlie rushes to his MFT internship: he obligatorily counsels another overbearing woman who is revealed to be his mother, Chelsea. Adam always tries to “save” his family (although he’d never use that word.)

Later, Dawne uses her powers of manipulation to persuade Charlie and his sisters Janet and Tiffany to visit Northern California. They agree only when Dawne threatens them with vaguely suicidal language: “I’d be better off dead...”

She celebrates her victory at Thanksgiving Eve service, another chance to connect with Pastor Richard. Many glasses of wine and lots of pills later, she sits alone at a gorgeous table set by Consuela, Sergio’s wife and the Hatchets’ longtime family caretaker. Spying from the shadows, Consuela watches as tears stream down Dawne’s face. This woman has some major issues.

On Thanksgiving, Charlie, Adam, Tiffany, and Janet arrive at the awful news that Dawne has been found unconscious after an apparent overdose. They rush to the hospital, only to find her comatose and covered in tubes and wires. Being together under normal circumstances was hard enough; now they’re at the foot of their lifeless mother’s hospital bed. Adam discovers he has been named Dawne’s executor and overseer of her DNR directive, but he is not the only one. Apparently Dawne has stated she doesn’t want her life sustained artificially. Did she plan this whole thing? WTF. After a meeting with Dawne’s attorney, the family finds they need the blessing of another named legal contact — James Hatchet, their long-lost father and grandfather. He’s apparently alive? James, once thought to be dead now enters the picture again. Oh boy, here we go. This family puts the fun in dysfunction, don’t they?

Now they must find their long-lost recluse of a father, which reveals skeletons in each of their closets. Savior Adam attempts to keep the family together in the wake of his grandmother’s imminent death by practicing his therapist skills. Nobody loves this, especially smack-talking Tiffany. God help them all.

Ultimately, they must remove her from life support and try to make sense of it through their deep grief. and ridiculous hashing up of the family history. All the while, Janet’s substance abuse; a long-hidden affair between Consuela and James; Tiffany’s unwanted pregnancy; Charlie’s hidden sexuality and secret lover are all exposed. Throughout it all, the Hatchets deal with the insidious PTSD of growing up in a judgmental Evangelical Christian environment. Sounds normal doesn’t it? But they all manage to band together to find a way forward to a hopeful future.

After five grueling days, they say their goodbyes in the family garden. And, in unique, spontaneous Hatchet fashion, they fight with Dawne’s remains, tossing handfuls of her ashes at one another like a childhood snowball fight. Honestly, who does that? The Hatchets, that’s who. But somehow, it’s exactly the closure they needed.

Nathaniel Baker

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