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REHAB THE MUSICAL

REHAB THE MUSICAL
By DC Copeland

GENRE: Musical
LOGLINE:

A Felliniesque look at the lives of seven celebrities as they battle drugs, alcohol, and each other while in rehab.

SYNOPSIS:

Set in a LA rehab center founded by a world-renown addiction therapist, it follows Whinny Amstelitehouse, a global pop star with a four-foot-tall beehive hairdo-- and a host of addictions as high as her hair-- as she battles them and faces down a troubled history of parental abuse-- through song and dance. As do her six fellow patients: Britney Speared, Paris Tilton, Hitme Houston, Robert Downhill, Jr., Smell Gibson, and Nicked Nolte.

Some find a way out of their own personal hell, some don't as they transverse a surreal world of giant hypodermic needles and cocktail glasses, mountains of coke, and enough cigarettes and pot to make you think you're watching some kind of smoke-filled film noir nightmare-- but in color with lots of singing, some occasional dancing, and an always in-your-face anti-addiction message.

Comes with a slew of songs, some of which you can hear at https://bit.ly/2YFmLRH

Nate Rymer

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