Lawn of the Dead: You Better Watch Your Grass.

SYNOPSIS:

The mob has a problem, to many bodies and no way to get rid of them. Miss Delilah Parkson, CEO of chemical giant, Parkson Chemical Corporation, (a front for the mob) has just the solution. A new fertilizer product, SOILENT GRAIN. And what do you think the ingredients are?

The story opens on the final battle of the civil war. General George McClellan has rallied his troops on a hilltop in Carrolton, Georgia. Below is a contingent of Yankee soldiers of the Second Maine. The shooting starts and General McClellan, sitting upon his white stallion, with his silver sword held high, yells, "FOUR!" A flash, an explosion and a cannon ball rises through the air. As it arcs toward the ground it makes a "Wha, Wha, Wha," sound. Like magic the cannon ball morphs into a golf ball and "WHAP." It hits the ground. A golf cart skids to a stop where the ball has landed in front of a spire commemorating the Battle of Carrolton. General McClellan, his men and the Yankee troops have been laid to rest on this very spot.

Present day. Plantation Golf and Country Club located in the rolling hills of Carrolton, Georgia. It is the final week of preparations for the PGA Tournament and a test site for Soilent Grain. Shawn Danby and Travis Coleman, the two young knucklehead groundskeepers, are rushing to spread the new fertilizer on the course before a thunderstorm hits the area. It begins to rain and the wind is howling, as the boys get the fertilizer down and drive away, lightning strikes the ground with a flash. Suddenly, a decayed hand thrusts out of the ground. The fertilizer is working better then expected. Welcome to ZOMBIE GOLF!