An Midwestern, unemployed over-achiever is hired by her retired assassin neighbor to save the small town that so clearly hates her.

SYNOPSIS:

Small towns suck. If your small town didn’t suck then you were popular, or rich, or had good skin, or had friends. For the rest of us plebeians, we slog through the ever-ringing church-bells that litter the streets and buildings.

The story about Burneese is not as clear as your skin. She’s an unemployed nerd who rubs everyone the wrong way. She has been fired from every job she has ever had in Copper Harbor, Michigan and today is no different. The grocery store was the last place that would employ her, and the papers printed the story of how she lit the coffee aisle on fire.

Our story comes when Burneese’s new neighbor propositions her to take a job. The position? An assassin. The job, protect the people of the town from getting murdered by other assassins.