Dedicated Army Special Forces soldiers give everything for the cause. Always dedicated to Life, Liberty and in the Pursuit of Happy Hour

SYNOPSIS:

It is late 1995… Imagine, if you will… You are in a French Mirage fighter jet cruising at 800 MPH and then you shout or hear, EJECT-EJECT-EJECT!

Now you are under a parachute canopy, looking down at the ground, anxiously looking for the beast.

You must now run for your very life from a Platoon of Angry Serbian soldiers who want to steal your NATO Secrets and then murder you in cold blood.

The only chance you have is a group of Hellish Warriors who swoop in, kill everyone and break anything in their path to you. Even NATO is scared of these berserkers.

Army Special Forces soldiers spend countless hours training and preparing for this day of reckoning.

A good question is; what do these Green Berets do when they have downtime?

Well… They spray adhesive on toilet seats to capture unsuspecting victims like flies in a spider’s web or wait until the hours of darkness to put boogers on the laptop computer keyboard of an unsuspecting, dust-sniffing Department of State yahoo.

You guessed it, drinking, womanizing, fighting, and pranking highlight the somber moments of these hellish warriors at rest.

In the end, the adrenaline drunkenness is replaced with debauchery, intemperance, and buffoonery.

A FOOL’S ERRAND is… ANIMAL HOUSE meets BEHIND ENEMY LINES.

There is no one else who can tell this story better than me. The story is based on true events which I was part of. The names have been changed to protect the “not-so-innocent” from the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

A FOOL’S ERRAND is a sticky mash-up of Animal House meets Behind Enemy Lines.