A young man with no prospects is abducted by a pair of quirky aliens who take him as a pet.

SYNOPSIS:

The reason why aliens do anal probing is because they believe humans house their brains back there. And the two aliens are fascinated every time Steve comes from the bathroom, thinking we have the ability to regenerate our brains multiple times per day.

After a short debate on why our satellites are full of indecent images, these being the most circulated media across the globe, the Aliens decide to take Steve to a planet called Clitoria where he is told that tourists go there to "bang" all the time.

Once on the planet he discovers that the aliens are literally banging against each other and one of them finds Steve and applies the same treatment to him. A local alien tells Steve the only way to remove the banging alien is to tell it "I love you" but in a very seductive manner.

The trick works and Steve and his new friend go to a restaurant for lunch. Here he discovers that the aliens eat with their feet by creating a suction with their mouths. This gives Steve an idea.

Ketchup. He gives his new friend a taste, but she immediately explodes throwing flesh everywhere, but the ketchup is so deadly that any other alien touched by tainted flesh explodes immediately as well. Soon, all the aliens on Clitoria explode one by one while Steve and the aliens fly with their ship away from the planet.