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GERRYTOWN - SEINFELD REBOOT

GERRYTOWN - SEINFELD REBOOT
By Seth Nelson

GENRE: Comedy
LOGLINE:

A snarky no-nonsense loan shark shakes down a lowlife con man for reparations on a bad investment in Vandelay Industries.

SYNOPSIS:

A tough snarky no-nonsense loan shark “Gerry Seinfeld” sporting a black motorcycle jacket, along with his Portuguese henchman “Jorge Costanza”, beat the shit out of low life conman "Cosmo Kramer" for reparations on a bad investment in his shell company Vandelay Industries.

After the beat down, Gerry visits his friend and accomplice Elayne Benes, owner of the Kitty Kat strip club, to inform her of his little visit with Kramer. Kramer has 48 hours to pay the first installment of his debt to Gerry, Jorge and Elayne, or it’s goodbye golf forever. Elayne is frightened when she is interrupted with a phone call from Art Vandelay.

Later, a beaten and bloody Kramer slides into Jerry’s apartment to announce he’s in big trouble. Jerry, grossed out by his face, reminds him he shouldn’t have gotten mixed up with a loan shark. Kramer begs Jerry for more money, but Jerry refuses because he already borrowed him money, and can barely afford his mothers medical bills.

After George is buzzed up, Jerry and Kramer apologize for his fathers recent passing. Once George notices Kramer’s bloody face, he is shocked to hear the trouble Kramer is in. Desperate to keep a low handicap, Kramer begs George for money at his weakest moment. Annoyed by the act, Jerry and George shove Kramer out of the apartment. Kramer is frightened by their resemblance to the thugs that beat him.

Jerry and George walk to the diner and run into some old Seinfeld characters. Newman, Soup Nazi, Bania and Putty. A trip down memory lane. When they run into Larry David he pitches them on a new TV show "GerryTown."

While visiting Elaine at the Diner, Jerry and George talk about Kramer’s financial troubles. Once Elaine mentions Kramer owes her money, they all bond and regret investing in Vandelay Industries.

Kramer bursts out of bed and into Jerry’s apartment to tell him about his dream. He notices a black motorcycle jacket hanging behind the door and becomes extremely nervous. Jerry tells him he is thinking about getting a motorcycle.

GERRYTOWN - SEINFELD REBOOT

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