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THE ART OF FAKING AN ORGASM

THE ART OF FAKING AN ORGASM
By Kurt Egelhof

GENRE: Romance, Comedy
LOGLINE:

A dropout nerd and a quirky art student discover great why sex is not necessarily fake sex, which lands them in the center of a corrupt syndicate running the affairs of a quiet seaside hamlet.  

SYNOPSIS:

Charlie, a jack-of-all trades in his early fifties, realises that the end of the road is in sight. With no back up plan, he concocts a business idea out of fresh air. Teaching dejected lovers and wannabe actors how to fake an orgasm. So he opens an office on the beach front, and hope that “if you build it, they will come.” This stands on his desk as a motivator plaque. His first "customer" is Lisa, an art student half his age, who immediately becomes his first employee, and later, his (and her) first non-fake sex in ages.

The fast-growing business attracts the attention of the corrupt local municipal officials who attempt to drag them into a laundering, drug smuggling, murdering, prostitution ring operating in the hamlet - a skullduggery for which neither of them are equipped at all. On the verge of being disappeared by the syndicate, Charlie, Lisa and two other employees are rescued by an undercover police operation that has been working the hamlet in pursuit of the very same bunch of criminals in charge.

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