A man who developed a rare disease that turned the skin on his back into paper when he was young, is pissed when his wife tells him on their wedding night that someone wrote "Kick Me" on his back that's been there since he was ten years old. He suspects it was Thomas McKenzie cause he used to always do shit like that. He went to a tattoo parlor to have it removed but to his horror, it was written with a permanent marker! Definitely something Thomas McKenzie would do.