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SYNOPSIS:
Following the death of his father, TOMMY MARSHALL inherits the family hotel. Tommy’s incompetence and his “dumb and dumber” staff of employees bring the business to the brink of bankruptcy. Meanwhile, Tommy’s brother HARRY is a military man, deployed at a diplomatic post in Moscow. Harry serves his country by day as a diplomatic attaché, and serves himself by night with a thriving black market enterprise. Harry finds the profits from his criminal enterprise threatened when the Russian police harass his partner. When he learns that his share of the hotel is also in jeopardy, he comes up with a solution to both his problems by smuggling Russian “bar girls” to the USA to placate his black market partner while presumably helping Tommy earn profits. Smuggled illegally into the USA on a Russian aircraft, IRINA, LUDMILLA and OKSANA arrive, along with Irina’s 10-year-old daughter NATASHA. After a confrontation with Russian mobsters, the girls arrive at the hotel expecting “real” jobs. Unfortunately, Tommy was late receiving Harry’s advance warning and is clueless as the scenario unfolds. Tommy has the seemingly impossible task of keeping the girls out of trouble, protecting them from the bad guys, keeping his horny employees at bay, and warding off a snooping immigration official. When he learns that one of the girls has fallen madly in love with him, Tommy struggles to keep her at bay while keeping his petulant fiancé JULIE in the dark. When it seems Tommy has all of the proverbial spinning plates balanced, Harry’s criminal enterprise is discovered by his military commanders and an investigation begins. The authorities (and the bad guys) bear down on Tommy and it seems he might lose everything. Tommy manages to find a solution to save the girls, keep the family business alive, and live happily ever after. Or, so it would seem. Harry manages to escape prosecution by feigning mental illness and returns home honorably discharged with full medical benefits. Unbeknownst to Tommy, Harry didn’t arrive home alone. He is accompanied by his Russian mafia partner and a couple dozen more Russian “bar girls.”
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