At the dawn of silly culture wars, unbeknownst to society, a far spicier conflict is simmering as the underworld declares a supernatural showdown against all witches. But in a case of mistaken identity, three sick-and-tired, middle-aged drag queens get wrapped up in their witch hunt. And guess what? They f*cked with the wrong witches.

SYNOPSIS:

It’s another hot swamp nuts shmelting summer day in Florida...

And another anti-gay bill is about to be signed into law; this time, a state-wide ban on all drag queen performances. Outraged, former drag queens: DANI, KENNEDY, and JUSTICE are on a road trip to go protest the Governor. Along the way, they get a flat tire and find help at a rest area/service plaza, where their interaction with an old lady turns their world upside down. They find themselves up to their necks in monsters; including a horde of Gator Boys (Half Man, Half Alligator) that are bounty hunters for a dark evil Vampire, hunting for the old lady, who happens to be a WITCH that brings balance and order to the world.

LIFE'S A WITCH, HONEY