190511 inaugural address | Mackenzie Kristjon

My fellow Americans, North Americans, South Americans, Latin Americans, United States of Americans, AMERICAN DREAM is not just a new collection of songs. It is a rallying cry for the masses. A wake up call to Stand Up and Dream Again! With that in mind, we are pleased to announce that we will be launching a fake presidential campaign to coincide with the release of AMERICAN DREAM and will need various actors, volunteers, camera people, social media assistance, etc. etc. just like a real presidential campaign would have except we will be completely fake for the era of fake news. We will stage some fake political events (that will also have music and dancing involved and probably drinking). We believe the world is ready for an Icelandic-Canadian President of the USA. Stand Up and Dream Again! This is the American Dream 2.0 NEW AND IMPROVED -the Canadian way!! This is foresight 2020. You got this, America! One of the key planks of our platform is that we are going to eradicate sadness. This is one of the many, many things that people are going to absolutely be thrilled about when they hear our message. I can already hear people sighing, "It's about time that someone eradicated sadness." We are also considering eliminating Mondays because no one seems to like them. If you feel you can contribute in some fun way and would like to be involved, please email 2020americandream@gmail.com and we'll get started on a new chapter in American politics, music, and entertainment. We need you! We need pretty much anyone and everyone as one of our mottos is "we are all things and all people". That definitely includes YOU! We look forward to hearing from you! Stand Up And Dream Again!. THIS MESSAGE WAS APPROVED BY THIS MAD DESIRE.