A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...there were infomercials!
The Imperial Fleet has the most sinister weapon the Galaxy has ever known, with enough firepower to destroy an entire planet in one shot...but they didn't account for one small issue
Two BFFs anxiously awaiting Star Wars: The Force Awakens discover that they DO NOT have tickets to the sold-out show.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...there were infomercials!