People say I am a cross between Woody Harelson and Mr. Clean. But, as I get older I am a lot less woody and more appreciative of a really good shine. I am a bald writer, director, and part time sandwich artist. I have problems putting on my morning Rogaine rountine because I always singing cocaine by Eric Clapton when applying. The Rogaine is now absorbing into the brain because when I apply it, within an hour I start seeing Umpa Lumpa's dancing around me. I don't think it's the Rogaine, I think it's the payote.
Introduce Yourself : This is who I am. by Trent Peek
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That's too funny, as I read and, i too, see those Umpa Lumpa's.
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They are everywhere. Only the special ones can see them.
Thank You.
Hey Trent. I cracked up at this introduction. I think the peyote use would disqualify you from being Mr. Clean, though. Haha. Welcome to the community. Cheers.
True on the Mr.clean part a bit. I always thought he had an earring, which back in the days meant you were a badass. Or so David Haselhoff wants us to believe.
Or you were in the U.S. Navy.