I'm not new here on Stage 32!
Good or bad, you've probably seen me before. I used to skulk around here as: Meg Stone.
But, out of the closet and into the fire --like, it's any big surprise-- and I'm flying under my true colours now.
From here on in, I, me, moi: pseudonymously known as Meg Stone, shall be known by all and sundry as: M.F. Aitken on my books, and Morgan Aitken on my bills.
... And just plain, Morgan to all my friends (and enemies, I suppose).
Also, my current location has changed. It does that a lot because my partner and I are stateless and live on the run to be together. Long story: like anyone gives a rat's arse. Currently, in the remotest parts of South East Bahamas, chasing storms and shooting sharks (with a camera!). Next stop is Antigua in the East Caribbean. Lenny (AKA Elena, my partner) and I are still living on the run to be together. Technically, we're stateless, homeless and lost in paradise--which really is not bad, considering the alternatives. We're off-grid in much the same way astronauts on a one-way trip into deep space might be: castaways, but super well-connected to humanity via the modern marvel of the Internet (cellular & satellite). Reach out, and we'll reach back. Life is one heck of an adventure!
I officially (legally) changed my name to Morgan. It is a non-binary fusion of Morag and Megan (my previous first name).
And major surprise (not) time: I'm embracing my non-binary-osity and gender non-conformance, to simply be me! Absolutely queer as folk!
I'll still go with 'she' 'her' 'hers' - but wouldn't mind trying on 'they' 'them' 'theirs' for size.
I like single-malt, life on the bleeding edge, a zero bollocks policy, and living like it counts.
I am also studying to become an ordained minister of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Unique traits: - Used to be Meg Stone, AKA Morag Aitken, AKA Mel: loved and hated for years on Stage 32. - Been homeless, stateless and off-grid for more than a decade. - Lives on the run to be with their partner, Elena Ivanova, AKA Elena Vaytsel, AKA Lenny. (Also queer, non-binary) - Lenny & Mel have won a lot of media attention (and film/TV interest) for their endless run for their lives, and their love. - Finally, out of the closet!
Hit and Run Budget: $1M - $5M | Thriller ⋄ Horror A philanderer gets a talking car, but to keep it from revealing his lecherous lifestyle, he's forced to follow its murderous instructions.
Perfection Budget: $0 - $100K | Drama On the verge of boredom, an incredibly rude Russian has a meltdown when her injured partner cannot carry on with a strenuous hike over volcanic terrain; but when her partner turns back in pain, the Russian must nurture her seething resentment to crush any empathy that stands in the way of her becoming a perfect psychopath.
Identity Theft Budget: $100K - $1M | Thriller ⋄ Mystery A rich Playboy recovers from a blackout drinking binge to find someone else's name on his ID. Charged with his own murder and stealing his own car, and with only $17 in his back pocket and a court appointed lawyer who is sure he's guilty, our man must rely on his wits and find it within himself to reconcile with everyone in his past that he wronged, cheated, and used and abused, in order to prove his innocence and his identity.