Alf Kramden

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Alf Kramden is a comedian, actor, and multi-hyphenate rabble rouser based out of Stumptown, USA (aka Portland, OR). After cutting his teeth in the late 90s voicing that tripped-out animated poodle Pendleton, Alf scored a gig on the gloriously janky underground sketch series Hat.

When he wasn't bringing Captain Anarchy, Slothman, and other absurdist misfits to life, you could find Alf shredding eardrums as lead guitarist and songwriter for early 00s thrash-punk outfit The Sheep Look Up.

After one too many tinnitus-inducing gigs, Alf traded his Flying V for a Fender P-bass and tickled the four strings for Portland's premiere Clash tribute band Know Your Rights. Turns out you can fight the system AND in key.

Nowadays, Alf is pursuing his true passion - indie cinema domination. He's teamed up with Portland's famed comedy screenwriter Crissy Corvette to launch Space Candy Media, their no-budget film factory poised to shake up Hollywood.

Currently, the dastardly duo are conspiring on the short film Fringe City, a rallying cry for degenerate artists uniting against the Hollywood suits. When he's not busy on a grassroots revolution, you can find Alf at home with his wife and kids, dreaming up new ways to subvert the establishment.

Alf Kramden - oddball actor, hellraiser musician, and indie film renegade reporting for chaos.