Hello, I'm Crissy Corvette. A loner, a rebel... and a self-taught oddball screenwriter in Portland, Oregon!
I started writing two years ago. It all started with a dream that I stumbled upon Paul Reubens alone in a condemned theater in the middle of the desert.
Weird, right? It gets weirder. I woke up and learned how to write a screenplay to share this wacky dream with the world.
Return to the Playhouse is available for all to read on my website,
While you're there, check out the sideways prequel, BUTTERMILK. It stands on its own, but watch your step! I've hidden easter eggs everywhere!
Life's been hard. It's made me a little funny. I wrote both Return to the Playhouse and Buttermilk to cope with the trauma I'm living with (aka my ex-husband!). These are my comfort stories. They helped me laugh through dark times, and I can't wait to share them with the world.
There's plenty more on the way. I'm a writing-effin'-machine and someone should represent me already.
Unique traits: I can curl my tongue!
Return to the Playhouse Budget: $0 - $100K | Fantasy ⋄ Comedy Puppetland has been taken over by a menacing duo! After decades away, Pee-wee Herman must return to the Playhouse to save his friends!
Buttermilk Budget: $0 - $100K | Sci-fi ⋄ Comedy Buttermilk: A troubled baker escapes from a mental hospital to save humanity from an evil space queen.
Return to the Playhouse Budget: $0 - $100K | Comedy ⋄ Fantasy Pee-wee Herman, aka Paul Reubens, lost his magic scooter and can’t get back to the Playhouse without it! After decades away, with the help of an unlikely new friend, Pee-wee finds his way back to Puppetland to discover The Playhouse and Puppetland under attack by a menacing duo! Pee-wee must go on a big Puppetland adventure to save his friends!
Buttermilk Budget: $30M+ | Sci-fi ⋄ Comedy A troubled baker falls for a punk rock dreamboat she meets telepathically. When he suddenly goes quiet, she goes on a wild quest to find him, questioning her sanity every step of the way.