I write comedy -- because that's all anyone should ever take seriously. As an award-winning writer, I've sold and optioned many projects to such companies as Fox/Searchlight, Franchise Pictures, and many more. I've also published articles, satires, and cartoons in National Lampoon, Poker Digest, L.A. Times, USA Today, and even the Writers Guide Magazine (which keeps changing its name since they printed my "50 Ways to Leave Your Agent"). My favorite comedy team? That's a toss-up between Fox News and the Supreme Court.