Lee Kin Lam

Born on the Day of the Dead, he received his early education at a crummy Buddhist Temple.

At age six, he realised that there were no hot women in the monastery, only sweaty monks and bland vegan diets, so he ran away in the dead of the night and boarded The Floating Onion, eager for adventure and excitement. By age nine, he made captain and piloted his own crew of pirates, raiding and pillaging his way down the Suez Canal. By age thirteen, he was one of the top suppliers for Europe’s drug exports. By age twenty, he became the leader of a Mesopotamian death cult.

Together, he and his Lee Loyalists cryptically embed the entire Meso Manifesto in his scripts, and embark on a quest to replace all Western laws, values and governing systems, and ultimately resurrect the Old Meso, ushering a new era of Mesopotamian Restoration.

P.S. He has made one full length feature film and one short film.