Loglines & Screenplays by Mark Hoth

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The Light at the End Of The World

GENRES: Drama, Historical

The apocalipse ends the world as we know it then Jesus appears and brings in the new world order


Cops Lockers

GENRES: Crime

A look inside a cops locker to see what he keeps locked up, his souvenirs like the worst whore in New York's knickers and thank you letters from the undiciplined kids he's put away and have come out of jail professionals also a pocket watch and a worldly gold ball and pictures of his kids and there mason mother.


Pod Place

GENRES: Not selected

Pod people doing day to day stuff and trying to get to the pods to reproduce


Ass Skam

GENRES: Not selected

A young man pretends he's gay to shag all the bios tickets gets caught and goes on the run


Indicative To The Species

GENRES: Comedy

A look at what is in criminal law as repetative and indicative crimes that are forgivable like petty theft narcotics and gayness get portraid in a good light as indicative to the human race.I would like to show forgivable things like petty theft and gayness as when punished by society as destructive rather than constuctive. In fact I would like to make the courts more forgiving.NOT I just want to take the piss out of immorality sarchasticly like they take the piss on HBO about the growing acceptance of freedom as gay and dominative and completly immoral.


Where did the drugs go

GENRES: Not selected

Young women burns all her connections runs out of drugs goes through rehab and gets happy and free by praying to God to rewrite her history.


Space Z

GENRES: Not selected

World War Z goes into a space station and Brad Pitts character is helped by Kevin Spacy as a Russian cosmonaut guiding him out of the space station to safety


Rock and Roll Freud

GENRES: Not selected

Frueds explorations into of the mind at rest produces people with big hair who will have sex with anything in this comedy about the rock n roll generations offering an understanding of they're now explainable psychosisis aparent in the British media.

with Gary Glitter and so on. The devil making work for idle minds and hands in this movie about understanding a generation thats basicly ruined by the sane and locked up now


My Bag is Floating

GENRES: Comedy

Cheeky wee comedy about get chased by strict gays for shaggin the birds and going out the funny wee darlings


The Award Show

GENRES: Comedy

A piss take of the US government and they're immorality about kids watching award shows going immoral because of the rotten people Barrack Obamha has made act rotten to be famous on award shows and in general the world he is so evil


James Wand in Bladderpussy

GENRES: Not selected

James carries out duties for her majesty


Men Dressing Women

GENRES: Not selected

Movie about how men use gay guys to dress up there peice of trim


Dole Train

GENRES: Comedy

Dope dealing dance off for the dependants off society


Stairs

GENRES: Fantasy

A young dancer dreams of being in a Hollywood chorus line and moves to LA in the 1930's


Dealer Boyfriend

GENRES: Not selected

A nympho blonde with a withered hand goes out with her pot dealer boyfriend and keeps a young lad on the side in weed it all comes to a HEAD when the boy on the side runs up a dept to a coke dealer


Ugly Baby

GENRES: Not selected

About and ugly baby growing up and getting kissed and turning handsome awwwww


Spinnin Gold Into Grass

GENRES: Not selected

Grass movie about the hollyness of weed


Darkery

GENRES: Not selected

Where everyone lies and all nursery rhymes are dark at night


Knights of Old v,s Mytholigy

GENRES: Not selected

Knights go back in time for Zeus,s head and every other creature


Satan and The Devil Do It Holy

GENRES: Action, Horror

Satan attracts angels and then people to seem holy to people posseses them and starts world war three.


Dark Shark

GENRES: Not selected

A movie about a shark who sold his soul for Dark power


Star Wars- Out Of Darkness

GENRES: Adventure

Anikin Skywalker is reborn on Earth as Mark johnston to deliver the galaxy from evil and take everyone to the light one soul at a time as the saviour


Porn Of The Dammed

GENRES: Drama

A boy is born to a porn couple and rules the buisness in LA


Tar and Feathers

GENRES: Action, Adventure, Comedy

A movie about the haunting of a tar and featherer


Groupie

GENRES: Horror

A movie about a haunted groupie
 


Lizzard Blizzard

GENRES: Action, Comedy

A movie about a lizzard blizzard hitting a desert town


Star Wars-The New Testament of Darth Vader

GENRES: Not selected

Darth Vader returns to battle the antiskywalker


Supersonic Bastards

GENRES: Comedy, Drama

A young woman tries to screw and cheat and turn a guy who's popular with the ladies and turn him into a bastard she is wasted when he leaves her pregnant with his bastard


Dirty Clean

GENRES: Not selected

The gay movement are all virgins and they waste the satanic conspiricy and all those judgemental scum that kill them with the help of Jesus and God and the west


Twin Geeks

GENRES: Comedy

A town full of geeks that virtually lives on Twin Peeks on acid


Capitalist Plastics

GENRES: Documentary

Capitalist rip off's in the plastic industry where things are made to feel cheap and expensive but actually cost the same and then giving cheaply produced 

products like razors, sunglasses and medical supplies huge mark ups.


Adult Bully

GENRES: Not selected

A punk ass football player kid turns into an adult bully adult and is awesome


The Mourners

GENRES: Western

A gunman is hired at a funeral


Hanna Barbera

GENRES: Not selected

The story of William Hanna and Joseph Barbera's colorful lifes in their world of animation from beging with MGM to the biggest TV hit's ever.


Not Recommended For Adults

GENRES: Comedy

Comedy about a bunch of big kids going back to high school and getting told off by the students at every turn


The meaning of life

GENRES: Not selected

A movie about the meaning of life being all things said and written in accepted quantum physics as only God knows quantum physics it must be him or her talking and writing it. The movie also shows The New Testament as a meaning of life and all written words also depending where your at in life you may read crappy things if your life sucks or good things as your life progresses and changing your life by reading about Jesus for the better I would like to show proof I have of this in the movie.


Half Sun

GENRES: Not selected

A movie about a boy from the Sun and his Hawk.


Lost Ghosts

GENRES: Not selected

 A group of lost ghosts try to find theyre way out of being trapped by a demon force in America and find themselves next on the menu until "The Man With The Truck" ( who is a Saint) rescues them them and sends them to Heaven x


RANDY CANDY

GENRES: Experimental

A young girl get's into the rave scene and finds it is getting her down the closer she gets into God hallucinations she feels better after reading the scriptures and making offerings.


Minning Beers

GENRES: Not selected

An Irish bhoy minesweeps(eg: drinks everyones pint) in pubs and drinks out of the tap.


200 GASPERS

GENRES: Not selected

A whore has to smoke 200 cigarettes with her pussy to save the world from destruction.


Ghost Puddles

GENRES: Animation, Experimental, Family

Ghosts trapped by the water and sleeping in puddles are set free by some kids.


Ethics

GENRES: Horror

A movie about high ethics destroying the people that voted for them like for instance political correctness leading to psychological problems and all normal people being sidelined as not "proper".


The Contortionist

GENRES: Not selected

Character study from childhood to aged of a human subject whose once pure spirit is contorted by life and how his attitude changes when confronted only to be made pure again by letting go and forgiving.


Coin Operated Casinos

GENRES: Not selected

A movie about life in general especially putting money in people and not knowing what comes out of them ergo the meaning of life COIN OPERATED CASINOS


Battery Operated

GENRES: Not selected

A gay spirit being takes over earth with his/her body snatchers


Smell Your Mother

GENRES: Comedy

Bare bums balls anaul up against the lavvy wall


I made your into Father a catatonic mess

GENRES: Not selected

A movie about St Monica bless her played by Monica Potter about batterers


Last on's the faither Darth Vader

GENRES: Not selected

A movie about Lukes real da shug fae the Gorbals


HARD WORK WITH PAY

GENRES: Film-noir

A confession from the entertainment business designed to stop all involved from going to Hells


Being a Living Confession

GENRES: Not selected

A man that has sold his soul changes his name to reflect that and beats the Devil. Also comming out as gay gets respect from God and treated like a good person


Cornholes and Skinflutes

GENRES: Not selected

A young man marries a woman when he suspects her of cheating he cornholes her and all the bastards cocks rot off and they die


2 Weeks Ago That Was a Thing Of the Past

GENRES: Comedy

Reliving an incident over and over becomes too much when a young man snaps into telling jokes


Star Wars The Dark Side Beckons

GENRES: Not selected

Jedis battle a Sith outbreak in the Star Wars Galaxy


Keep Your Eyes Shut In The Dark

GENRES: Horror

An alien lizzard sends out scary visions in the dark to get his angels into people and make them his slaves he survives by eating the innocent and makes the possesed bring them to him for his dinner.


101 things to do with sh*te

GENRES: Not selected

Brushing your teeth with shite turns out to be a smelly pastime


Gayman in Dark Forces

GENRES: Not selected

A young man takes excstasy and one of the people he becomes is a gay superhero named Gayman he joins GayForce but has problems adjusting because of all of the people he is


Dude Doe

GENRES: Crime

Dude washes up on the beach but who put him there and was it supernatural.


I am JB

GENRES: Comedy

Autobiographical account of my life fortold by Karl Jung


Dude Doe

GENRES: Crime

Dude washes up on the beach but who put him there and was it supernatural according to "The Bunny" it was.


It's Your wife then you and the lives of your kids

GENRES: Crime

Murder mob style for grassing.


Hypernature

GENRES: Not selected

A movie about smart drugs


Star Wars The Force Darkens

GENRES: Not selected

The son of the Sith is born and darkens the entire force for years until the son of the Jedis is born and brings order to the force the reincarnation of Darth Vader


Contentment

GENRES: Not selected

Contentment is about being happy in ones self even after the loss of loved ones being girlfriends boyfriends or relations a feel good movie.


Slutman

GENRES: Comedy

A movie about a man and his dark obsession with fresh gals


Falling Through The Cracks

GENRES: Drama

A movie about escaping lifes pitfalls and living forever enlightened.


C.P.D. Christian Police Force

GENRES: Not selected

A movie about an awesome Police force who stop crime and don't persecute people. Their mission is to keep the peace and not proscecute things they have done while incinerating God's enemies that can get whole cities and Nations damned and cause bad weather and darkness (depression) in the people and animals. Goldie Hawn and Chirstine Dunst and myself Robert Di Nero


Hover People

GENRES: Not selected

Above a contaminated planet covered in abobinations in the future is Hover City and from there come the Hover People to clean the Earth and destroy The Abominations


Black Castle

GENRES: Not selected

Doing dark deeds for badness for magic but it only works if you say they are bad and get rich from Satan and go to heaven from Satans dark castle in Hell kinda saying gayness is bad and doing it for magic. Lines like "do the deed" and "it works if you think it's bad"


The Florida Keyz

GENRES: Not selected

Dope


Twig

GENRES: Comedy

Detective Twig is Gods cop investigating criminals in the global concionsness in the first movie it's satanists in the A.A. he catches making a bad president of Russia


Wife Back

GENRES: Comedy

Two classic batterers try gayness to get theyre wifes back from the gay guy's they ran away with.


Hammerstien

GENRES: Not selected

A cooky horror comedy about the lead character and director both in front and behind the camera Hammerstien


Dead Lead

GENRES: Not selected

A genre movie western about to blow up x


The Blaas

GENRES: Not selected

A story of hippies and weed where everybody gets stoned


Feed Her So She's Tight

GENRES: Comedy

A young man takes his bulemic girlfriend out on a date before sex because of her baggy pussy


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