Matt Sydney

Matt wanted to be an astronaut but his head was too big to fit into the helmet…now he works as an entertainer. As far as you know he was an industry veteran in his past life. Matt is proud to be part of every project he takes part in since he believe in living with a gang mentality. A man with his level of intelligence is perfect for this career since most of his skills involve people and smiling. Anyone can sell you something you don’t need but he knows how to make you want something you didn’t know you needed. Things he enjoys include: working with people, Rubik’s cube solving and the skillful crafting of the American theatre. All kidding aside deciding what do watch is simply the process of shopping. Matt wants to go shopping with you, stand outside the changing room while you try something one and tell you how skinny it makes you look when you come out. He’s patient and ready to work with you.

Also, he can fly.

He proof read none of this.