I am agnostic, a provocacteur and an introvert.I do not follow, nor do I wish to be followed. I'll be taking a very long nap and the SCARLET FEVER sign is prominently posted on my front door. Meantime, to prove you are an "above average person," please answer questions on the following brief examination:
1. Do you take home paper clips, pens and paper from your job?__________
2. Did you report this booty on your income tax?_________
3. Have you told a lie recently?_________
4. Do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky "Louieville" or "Louisville?" *(see below)
5. If your boss called you a dummy, would you hit him/her? ____ Where?________________
6. (True or False) Castration is a form of Government in Cuba. ____________
7. Do you suffer from indecision?______Yes______No______Maybe
8. On a scale of 1 to 10 how did you like this test?_(1for_poor 10 for great) ___________
10. Would you care to reconsider the answer to your last question?_________
* Try Frankfort