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EGGS ANYONE?

EGGS ANYONE?
By Jeff Aiuto

GENRE: Comedy, Animation
LOGLINE:

LOGLINE: After the mutants get stuck in the 10th dimension following being transported there by a garbage dumpster hidden behind a store, they desperately try to find a way back home as they have to try to outsmart odd creatures who reside in that strange world.

ACT ONE

EXT. FROG’S STORE DAY

 

It’s a nice summer day. People walk down the sidewalk shopping.

 

INT. FROG’S STORE-DAY

 

EG is at the counter talking to Frog. William, Bubba, and Dave walk in.

 

FROG

Hiiiii boys.

 

Dave nods in acknowledgement.

 

BUBBA

What are you doing here you little freak?

 

EG (MUMBLING)

....fuck you...

 

BUBBA

WHAT?!

 

EG

Nothing.

 

DAVE

What smells like rotten potatoes in here?

 

Everybody looks at EG.

 

EG

Don’t look at me. I just took a bath over a month ago.

 

Bubba looks up in the air in disgust.

 

BUBBA

Yer a stinky bastard! Ha Ha Ha!

 

EG

You take that back right now!

 

BUBBA

Yah right, what are you going to do? Kick my ass? Ha Ha Ha!

 

EG

Bullshit. That’s what it is...total bullshit.

 

Frog looks through his mail while the characters argue with EG. He opens a letter up and reads it to himself.

 

DAVE

If you stink so bad, why don’t you do something about it? Like taking a bath or something?

 

EG

I’m a busy person. I don’t have time for such nonsense.

 

BUBBA

Nonsense? Ha Ha Ha! Taking a bath is nonsense? How in the hell can you even stand being around yourself? And putting on something else besides an old raggedy snowmobile suit might help too. If you don’t do it for yourself, at least shower every once in a while for the people around you. Geez.

 

EG

Take a bath.... take a shower... . water..... shhhhuuuuuuttttuuuuuupppp!!!

 

FROG

Hey boys look at this mail I got today. It’s about betting on a ChippyChomga race. I think I might do it.

 

EG

What the hell is a ChippyChomga?

 

FROG

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SYNOPSIS:

A cast of unusual characters that work in a TV Dinner manufacturing plant. EG (Which are actually brothers E being the head, and G the body) are the main characters who are actually thousands of years old and have many bad traits, including lying about historical events that they had been to and have very unlikeable personalities. Other characters who work at the TV Dinner plant have become mutants because of EG’s negligence when they tripped and spilt a vial that was stolen from a government lab, into Durnkville’s drinking water. Some employees turned into talking animals, others extremely strong, and some brilliant but crazy.

This cast of characters and their clashing personalities put them in some wacked out and unique positions each episode. A dumpster behind a party store was found to have a portal that leads to the 10th dimension and the characters occasionally travel to this strange and dangerous realm to make their lives even more interesting.

EGGS ANYONE?

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