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Work hard. Be grateful for what you have. And please, never use a noun as your subject, even if you know you'll be able to read it!
Announcement: Just submitted a new book of short stories and children's literature. Here's a sample of my short stories: The Brady Nightingale, by Cybil Farjoun (unlike my author page, I'm not a registered therapist. If you contact me with the password, I'll disclose my credentials if necessary.)