Stan Evans

Screenwriter

Burbank, California

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January 2021

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About Stan

Stan Evans is an Emmy-award-winning writer/producer who considers himself a story teller primarily. His first audience was his identical twin brother, Jimmy. They tried to make each other laugh almost as soon as the zygote split. While his twin went to work for Big Pharma after college, Stan used his brother’s contacts to get a job as a roadie for the Viva Viagra Band. But he kids. In reality, Stan moved to LA and performed standup at the Comedy Store. From there, he landed his first TV job, writing jokes for Greg Kinnear on E!’s “Talk Soup.” Then he developed the syndicated hit, “Blind Date.” During this time, he also wrote screenplays that went nowhere for such disparate types as Paul “Police Academy” Maslansky and Paul “Taxi Driver” Schrader. For the last decade, he’s been living on the mean streets of Burbank, working on bad reality shows you’d be proud to say you’ve never seen. Stan enjoys writing sci-fi, action and dramatic features. And if he can get his twin to laugh at a logline, he knows he’s onto something.

Unique traits: Can play trumpet, juggle and cartoon

Gender:
Male

Height:
5' 11"

Weight:
175

Body type:
Athletic

Hair:
Medium

Hair color:
Brown

Eyes:
Blue

Ethnicity:
Caucasian

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I, Phone Budget: $10M - $30M | Thriller ⋄ Comedy A disgraced detective finds himself on a strange case after his new cell phone gets a text that reads, "HELP! I'VE BEEN MURDERED!"
Lord Ockley & The Alien Budget: $10M - $30M | Romance An aristocratic playboy during the Enlightenment has designs to impress the object of his affection, but when an Alien crash lands in his backyard things get complicated. Bridgerton meets Alf.
The Magic Coupon Book Budget: $1M - $5M | Drama When he receives a book of magic coupons from his otherworldly Grandma (featuring such unique offers as "50 percent off Heartbreak,""Get Out Of Dangerous Situation Free" and "Instant Manhood") a young and materialistic Henry doesn't realize that there's a lot more to the book...and to life itself.
I'll Be Damned Budget: $1M - $5M | Horror A troubled woman is haunted by her dead sister who is trying to warn her about the reality of hell.
Jump Scare Budget: $1M - $5M | Horror Cursed with a hex by a vengeful ex, an aspiring screenwriter and his friends discover that what they write about each other comes true in real life. And when one evil group member seizes the opportunity to start killing off the others with his horror script, they wind up fighting for their lives.
YOU-ber Budget: $10M - $30M | Thriller ⋄ Sci-fi In a future where wealthy elderly patrons rent out young bodies to live out their secret desires, a financially struggling delivery worker agrees to sign up as a "You-Ber" host, only to witness a murder and unravel a conspiracy with broad implications. Altered Carbon meets Knives Out.
OK Boomer Budget: $1M - $5M | Comedy When an entitled and agist Gen Z kid hits and hurts a senior citizen, he is sentenced to three months hard time – as the elderly man’s roommate in a retirement community.
Flight From Hell Budget: $10M - $30M | Horror After being rebuffed by American priests, a distraught mother takes her demon-possessed, sedated child on a flight to the Vatican. Halfway through the flight, the demon wakes up.
Billion Dollar Bounty Budget: $30M+ | Action A man’s quiet life is interrupted when his estranged, tech tycoon father announces to the world via TV and the internet that he wants his son dead. And the bounty is a billion dollars! Now the whole world is after the ultimate fugitive. But why does his dad want him dead?
All Shook Up (The Christmas Snow Globe) Budget: $5M - $10M | Musical ⋄ Fantasy A young boy's Christmas turns upside down when his dad brings home a magic snow globe that changes the world each time he shakes it. After harnessing the globe's power, the boy uses it to get the lead role in the school musical and win the heart of the lead actress.
Held Back Budget: $1M - $5M | Comedy A teenager goes into a coma in the year 2000, and when he finally wakes up it's 2023. Does he have what it takes to survive in a changing world and internet over-saturation?
Grady Budget: $1M - $5M | Romance ⋄ Comedy When a young woman's dog undergoes an experimental life-saving procedure, he becomes a genius and gains the ability to speak. But she doesn't like the new smarty-pants version of her dog. Especially when he gets between her and her dream guy.
Baby World Budget: $1M - $5M | Romance ⋄ Comedy When her boss endures a head injury that makes him behave like a baby, a peppy executive assistant must help ensure he’s still able to take over his family’s company. His tantrums are secretly recorded and put on Tiktok, inspiring a bunch of copycats and creating a world full of adult babies.
Doomsday Reprieve Budget: $10M - $30M | Sci-fi A psychotherapist on a space cruiser desperately wants to return home to his family but first must lead a mission of mercy: rescue 77 people from a dying planet. But why him? And why these 77 refugees“Doomsday Reprieve” is a sci-fi thriller/mystery with plenty of action and plenty to think about (ala “2001”). It poses an existential question about why certain people in life are “rescued,” given advantage, survive, while others don’t. Is it a cosmic joke? Is there an “Intelligence” behind everything (predestination)?
Into The Swamp Budget: $100K - $1M | Crime A conservative mafia crime boss has to deal with the heir to the family, a liberal son who may be too woke to carry on the legacy.
Craptastic Voyage Budget: $10M - $30M | Sci-fi ⋄ Comedy Keenan's about to get married in two days. But when he buys the ring at the mall, it falls into a large man's chili fries and he consumes it! Keenan's friend, Wiz, a mad scientist, shrinks Keenan into a sub and sends him into the man's digestive tract to retrieve it! Updated, black twist on Fantastic Voyage.
The Hurt Budget: $100K - $1M | Drama A drug-addicted loner with a penchant for getting beat up in bars ("puttin' on the hurt"), tries to overcome his self-destruction with the help of his ex-girlfriend and her son.
The Last Zombie Budget: $5M - $10M | Horror Ten years after the zombie apocalypse, the world celebrates a world free of the undead. But one young man, hoping to profit from the nostalgia, has something in his freezer that he hopes to sell on Ebay - the world's last zombie.