Loglines & Screenplays by Andy Silverman

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Turducken!

GENRES: Horror, Comedy

Turducken!

Three USDA agents get more than they bargained for when they go to inspect a poultry farm and discover the farmer is cross-breeding chickens, ducks and turkeys with terrifying results.


Squonk

GENRES: Fantasy

Squonk

A reclusive woman, face disfigured at birth, moves to the forest to pursue a legendary creature called The Squonk, believing one touch will bring her eternal beauty. Time is running out as an exotic game hunter with with a vendetta against her has learned of her ability to lure it out in the open and wants nothing more than to mount its ugly head on his wall.


Turkey Tomkins

GENRES: Horror

When a high-strung, helicopter mom suspects that her son is being haunted by the spirit of her dead sister, she returns to her estranged family’s turkey farm to exorcise her ghost. Then, with the help of her family, she must save her son when he is pulled into the underworld through a portal in their Thanksgiving turkey.


Tinsel & Coal

GENRES: Other, Family

When a self-righteous man discovers that his twenty-five year old brother believes their father is Santa Claus, he makes it his mission to prove his brother wrong, but learns acceptance is more important than being right.


From A to Zoe

GENRES: Romance, Comedy

In order to save his family's pet shelter a lifelong bachelor bets big money he can sleep his way through the alphabet, this backfires when he falls in love with Zoe, a woman with her own sexual baggage and suddenly he has much more to lose than the bet.


Writer's Retreat

GENRES: Comedy

When a neurotic screenwriter gets hired to write the sequel to a superhero movie he goes to a secluded location for privacy, unfortunately the locals find out what he’s writing and insist they know best how the screenplay should go.


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