Nich Esposito

Birthday Boy or To Fear and Loathe A Wonderful Life Budget: $1M - $5M | Fantasy ⋄ Comedy After making an utter mess of his shoestring life on the dawn of his 30th birthday, Steve Whitlock thinks he's hit bottom. It'll take a fannypack full of drugs and the mysterious old man who wears it to show him just what bottom really is. To Fear and Loathe A Wonderful Life.

Two Boys from the Mountain Budget: $1M - $5M | Comedy ⋄ Adventure Hidden from society... torn from the only family they've ever known... two man-children follow a map across the underbelly of the great white north in search of their PaDaddy's secret treasure.

Dirty Deeds & the Thunder Chief Budget: $30M+ | Sci-fi ⋄ Adventure In the post-apocalyptic future, an orphaned son and his adopted Chieftain father must gather the former heroes of the land to fend off the growing storm of an all-too-familiar evil.

Sheep-ish Budget: $1M - $5M | Comedy A puppet sheep blossoming out of lambhood traverses the current sociopolitical landscape with her human and puppet friends, until she awakens to its harsh realities and breaks free of her children's show restraints. "Lambchop's Play-a-long" meets "Network."

Thank You for Your Service Budget: $10M - $30M | War ⋄ Comedy An absurdist satire sending up the propagandist leanings of Hollywood war epics, in which a small-town prodigy waiter with a talent for Rock, Paper, Scissors has the perfect set of skills to succeed on the front lines of a brutal war. "Full Metal Jacket" meets "Walk Hard."

"speaking." (2019 - 2020)
Film (short) by Super Preeminent American Cinema Writer/Director “speaking.” is an award-winning absurdist comedy short film about the first cavewoman ever to speak. A satire of classic “male-centric” cinema and the self-importance of historical epics. A contemplation on the meaning of meaning, and the silliness of man’s structures. Because what is life but a fat poop in your hand, anyway?

John Brames John Cannot Be Stopped (2018)
Internet by Super Preeminent American Cinema Writer/Actor When the President’s secret Tequila & Brandy recipe is stolen, the world’s nuclear arsenal is in danger, and only one man can save us all... The newest John Brames John adventure from Makeson Drinxon brings the return of legend Luigi Conte to the titular role he made famous over an epic 8-film run through the ‘80s and ‘90s. In it, John Brames John is sent by the President of Makeson Drinxon and the United States to retrieve the secret Tequila & Brandy recipe and save the world’s nukes. Action! Violence! Explosions! Sexy Sexism! Action! Branded Product Enrichment! All of this and more in... JOHN BRAMES JOHN CANNOT BE STOPPED! (An in-universe spoof of branded content and integrated marketing, in which a hapless group of creatives and a long-dead action franchise are bought by an evil liquor company to rebrand and move into the new era of capitalism.)

Makesing the Brand (2018)
Internet by Super Preeminent American Cinema Writer/Actor Three young dreamers are given the chance to make branded content and become Hollywood superstars. Under the stewardship of wise CEO mentor J. Louis Reilly, The SuperPAC are tasked with rebooting a classic Italian James Bond knock-off that sells Makeson Drinxon’s flagship product, Tequila & Brandy. If they fail, they’ll lose it all. The cameras never stop and the drama is hot. This is Makesing the Brand! (A spoof reality-tv series.)

The Writer's Workshop (2016 - 2017)
Internet by Super Preeminent American Cinema Creator/Star Every dog has his day, and every one of our creatives has been infected with malware to film their lives for lucky number 24/7. Well writer thing Nich Esposito is here with his Hollywood insider scoop poop on writin'. Join him in #thewritersworkshop (A spoof docu-series.)

J Louis Reilly 4 President (2016 - 2017)
Internet by Super Preeminent American Cinema Writer/Actor (A spoof political ad for a fake political campaign that was actually a fundraiser for a short film.)