This is a story everyone knows. It’s been told many times, but never close to told properly. Until now. I’m actually going to tell it two different ways at the same time and both will be accurate. One will be shot entirely in German, shot in the depths of the Norse woods, subtitled for the western audience. Ideally, Arnold Schwarzenegger will play the tribal Elder. The appeal being an action adventure shot in his native tongue for the American audience, playing a character uniquely fit to him at his present age and physique.

The second version is an animated tale for children, softened to a younger audience. It’ll utilize the same actor’s voices only in English with German accents.

Beowulf!