I recently ventured into the so-called "Christmas film fair" to see how the market's doing, especially since I’ve written two scripts with a festive theme. Let me tell you—big mistake. I was not prepared for the wave of disappointment that awaited me. Watching the Christmas movies from the last two or three years, especially this year, left me thoroughly shocked.
The issue isn’t that they’re too sweet (a little sugar is fine) or that they rely heavily on the usual clichés—Christmas trees, Jingle Bells, and those unavoidable holiday sweaters. Honestly, that stuff’s mandatory. The real problem? These films are a perfect storm of primitive and soulless. Think of dialogue so vapid it makes elevator music sound profound, and action so monotonous you wonder if anyone remembered Christmas is supposed to be magical.
It’s non-stop chatter, too, as if the scriptwriters are terrified that a single pause will dissolve the Christmas spirit entirely. Oh, and let’s talk about the dialogues. They’re an odd mix of copy-pasted Wikipedia tidbits about traditions and meaningless small talk. Riveting, right?
Another head-scratcher is the casting. The leads often look so mismatched you can almost hear the audience thinking, Really? These two? And then there’s the obligatory "diversity checklist." Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for inclusion. But when every movie forcefully squeezes in a representative of every race and ethnicity, it stops feeling authentic and starts looking like someone’s checking boxes on a spreadsheet. It’s unnatural, overdone, and—let’s be honest—distracting.
Meanwhile, my delightful, modern scripts—A Road for the Christmas Tree and The Christmas Pizza—sit here, brimming with life, warmth, and actual storytelling. So, here’s my question to producers and companies: What on earth are the criteria for buying these bland, lifeless scripts? Because someone shelled out serious cash for them, wasted our time, and actively chipped away at our collective taste.
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Thanks for sharing, Maurice Vaughan. I love this line by RB: "pendulum isn’t just swinging back, it very well might snap back." Excited for all the creative work that will find its way in 2025 and bey...
Expand commentThanks for sharing, Maurice Vaughan. I love this line by RB: "pendulum isn’t just swinging back, it very well might snap back." Excited for all the creative work that will find its way in 2025 and beyond!
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You're welcome, Sam Sokolow. I'm excited too! And I'm getting projects ready for 2025!
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As you should, Maurice Vaughan - fortune favors the brave!