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Steamboat Budget: $1M - $5M | Historical ⋄ Comedy Steamboat is fictional story, based on a likely scam that was going on during the growth of the American West. There was over 500 ships wrecked in a short period of time in the 1800's, when Captains were taking a full payment for a Steamship trip from the ports where the railroad runs out at the Mississippi, all the way to Montana. Over and over, the boats sank not that far away..
Pirates and Mermaids Tv Show Budget: $1M - $5M | Sci-fi ⋄ Comedy Each Episode being all about Different Scams Mermaids are Doing to Trap Humans, drawing them in by Lust and Cleaver relationship wishes.. to their underwater city, that once there, you cant leave.
Unlimited Tractor Pull Tv Show. Budget: $10M - $30M | Sports ⋄ Fantasy I have this Unlimited Tractor Pull Tv Show The idea is bringing new clean tires and fuel to a dirty sport. They are knowingly still using cancerous diesel and tires, after I showed them. They changed the rules in their book, based on other things I suggested to them, then didnt discuss the issue. So I came to a Cool Unlimiteds Show, Replacing Them with Something Cooler, and main rule being ONLY water to hydrogen fuel injection and electrics allowed. Unlimited Tractor Pull League, that would start as a cast. . into a show, the public can take over from the cast as the power increases. The Kind of a Show, where you can run anything as long as it has all the safety devices and features.. and it fits inside 2 or 3 normal size semis trailers when arriving and leaving the track. 2 Leagues. 1st League. Must Fit in 2 semis. Then a decided on max length, height, and width when on the track. Somewhere around 26- 30 feet long.. 15 feet wide. ? Could change. 2nd League. Must Fit in 3 semis. Same as above. Must Pass over Scales Arriving. What that Means is Down the Road is 3 Semis and 4 Semi Teams. For Each Tractor. Cause they will pack them. Im sure Rv and tools semis will be a part of most teams. I would try a water tank design that the 3rd trailer fills up the weight as it gets a bigger league. Each competitor has a acting contract as part of the deal, and its a reality follow, but with WWE, like design. So The Camera Crew, interviews different teams, and they can challenge other teams to pull offs. They can talk up their team as the best before the pull.. they can make up dramas. no real fighting allowed, any fight scenes need signed off on.. etc. I would think once you have something, you have to make one or two improvements each season. . Id like to see the Mains GF, A French Canadian Puller, whos family has long been in the sport, and Her dad just died of diesel cancer.. and then she tries to make them swap to hydrogen. They wont listen. She's Mad. They Say No. Mains Character Is Mad too.. He understands What She Is Mad About.. Its Right there online.. in the Lucas Oil Pulling Community's Facebook Page. / Stage 32 Page. And He now starts training only with a water to hydrogen system she purchased and isnt allowed to use. In competition.. He Shows Up and Runs Dads Old Super Stock tractor that Was Number ! when He Died.. He runs it, and doesnt Say anything. . and there isnt a black smoke and he outpulls everyone.. (by a 100 foot more.) and He Gets Caught. Says the Wrong Things.. (well i think says the right things.. but wrong to them.) and Then is Banned from the Sport. She Could be kinda proud of His Move.. And Helps Him starting His Own New League. She starting Her Own Team to Compete against His. Both leagues are decided on a main rule being it has to fit in 2 semi trucks , the other being fit in 3 semi trucks. It all has come in, and leave in specific size amount or a dq. The trailers can have "lift air" displacing weight to aid in getting more weight to the track. I would think a water tank that id fill after parking you have to bring the water in the trailer truck combo.. to take advantage of the tractor is allowed to bring displacing weight even, as long as legal highway weight. Any Power Adder, and engine design is allowed, as long as not thrust as the movement, like a rocket or any danger to the crowd is banned. It has to pass a safety discussion before allowed.. and has to pass a safety checklist of things to pass. The idea, we wil find new advances on this show. Most of ALL it will be BAD ASS .. So much power to the ground competition. Like nothing ever EVEN SEEN.It all having to have current track rules to safely contain destruction.. some things will need to have destruction tests done before allowed to compete or.. making a for sure containment device to all parts of the power system. All have to have brakes.. and the axles contained should they break. Maybe even automatic brakes.. all with a judge controlled engine cut off switches, that can get hacked in the pilot.. Each with a forward the throttle lever, ads power, pull takes away power. Like current tractors. Any amount of powered drives to tires or track or whatever you are using.. as long as its not a throwing off studs or bars or anything . it has to pass current tire and track rules? Each track without a person in harms way flagging, instead using lights, when no contact immediately to the driver, cut off by your track person for you. Manually shifted trans.. with clutch allowed.. or Auto with D, N, and P. I would use a basic copy of current pull league things. Then modify it as people try to come up with new ways, and allow it as long as its lawful and safe. The main rule would be having to have a staying the same height hitch when pulling, or within a limit allowed when pulling that is digitally measured by the sled. Thats the main thing you find is the governing factor to a sled. If you lift it, it doesnt dig as much. I want a full cage around each driver, collapsing steering, everything with front and rear steering. . most power as possible to the ground. As many tires as you want. Then the prize goes up each episode. The new winning weight, is this episodes weight plus an extra amount, to win the prize money next show. So each show, is questioning will they win the grand prize amount, or just the 1st place . they can have a pull off for the grand prize between the top Ten each episode, after the initial 1st place won. Giving the top 10 a second chance to pull for a max weight. Some will tune to last till then. Everyone Gets Two Pulls. One, Then Next League Goes. Then Second, then Next League.. then Finals, where the Top 10 then Compete with Higher weights. There could be a aspect of He tries to fund a separate prize for certain weights pulled equal to that amount. So like a Prize at 300K lbs of $300K. And Each Time a Weight Is Passed, there is a pull off, for that prize. That Quickly becomes $600K then He Has to Move it Too a Million lbs.. and He has to come up with the prize money. And is having personal problems . coming up with the prize money. This competitor and league owner is floating things to come up with the money for the competitors to win. It not worked out yet, and sponsors are back and forth.. and all kinds of calamity that is scripted .. into it worked out. They could even turn down offers to sell.. ? He could have to cancel the Prize till He has it. Some competitors quitting, until the prize is there again.. not willing to fire it up now? ? Each New Competitor, doesnt have to have scripted parts. But where the reporters ask alot of in depth wicked questions.. since nothing is outlawed. I wanna Know what is their power devices and how are they using them. What elements are they using that would be cheating in a different league? I want to see crazy ideas tried with safety of upmost importance.Along with only non butadiene tires, hoses, and belts allowed. Only Safe Engine Oils and non cancerous Hydrolic Oils. (Jet engines and vehicles can run peroxide or water. Lets limit it at 10% max peroxide mix. )He could run into problems finding Venue's wanting to host, then finding one wanting to host the whole season, that is farther away.. and they offer him a third league.. a leave it here league. He could have a stop in Canada, then when teams come back, the border governor gives the main teams a hard time, so His Sons Team, can compete without the leader, in the next competition soon after. About 4 events in..it opens to the public. Join the field, but you have to sign a actor and competitor agreement.. where you are expected each episode to come up with your own story line . you can start something with someone else, as long as they also write up theirs as including what you plan to do. You are encouraged to create unbelievable designed projects over your initial basic designs.. as well as sponsors helped lined up for them, if they dont have any yet. Sponsors might even provide a team with a tractor of their design as a thing some sponsors do.The Show going from a scripted thing, that explains the teams, to opens up to public created storylines and lies.. Filmed with breaks if needed and edited. Live Crowd, but a reality show with a semi scripted concept, each discussed before filming. Each team with a writer they are assigned and can hire their own. It can go into ProWrestling like Fighting, but not into contact allowed, unless scripted. It could also have the crowd with planted parts of the show.. I wanna see competitors pumping up the crowd.. I wanna see monster trucks doing tricks.. i wanna see cool wheel stander monster truck stuff, between runs going on. Its gonna draw every gear head to the tv each time its on. The cast creates a new league that is Full on Unlimiteds, with the main rule, having to run non cancerous water or electric, nothing else allowed.. along with only non butadiene tires, hoses, and belts allowed. (The jet engines can run peroxide or water. Stanley Meyers 1990 water to hydrogen system. While Tractor pull is using cancerous diesel. Here is a Water to Hydrogen System that could be used. https://google.com/patents/WO1... I included this "cause" because there is a media blackout in Fuels that are Cancerous... like diesel, gasoline, and Jet A, and a separate blackout for rubber that is cancerous.. all use benzene and its breast cancer. Butadiene is Large Cell Lymphoma and Leukemia. ALL new Tires.. are in the Blacked out recall. All Factory Tires. Semi Tractor, Farm Tractor, Earth Mover, Airplane, Car and Truck. The Fix is hemp tar, and pine tar. He would also ban all benzene fuels, and only water to hydrogen fuel injections systems like the Jet 1 and stanley meyers systems allowed.. peroxide also allowed. . I think it could be way more romanticized f it opens in 2wd trucks, where His truck is a cab forward vw van truck, with a offroad front suspension to absorb impacts, with a box in the middle of the bed, that is the engine.. and it asks. "Whats in the Box??" Text To this Number to win Merch.. It having a hydrogen peroxide powered 6 rotor mazda running on 150 psi air compressor tanks hidden as the frame of the truck.. as the power adder, and only exhaust out the box. You cant see a hole that is the intakes, ? (Cause its open a air valve just a little, to turn on, and open farther to make it run harder.) Where the fuel and water lines and controls are even done hidden like.. It looks like a Box, behind the cab, with a smoke stack out the top, that the driver changes what He lights on fire with the exhaust each run. Sometimes it staying together.. but Like a palm tree thing.. a windsock guy.. different joke things. The Mains Show Truck going from Pink Ribbon, to Black scooby doo movie, with a truck in the comp..( Movie.. gang busts people.. cops take in gang instead of criminals. Lets say.. Dave Chappelle as shaggy and just makes up the voice of the dog whenever with the dog .. as a joke. Dion Cole as Fred. And they find a media blackout on cancer research, and keep getting locked up when confronting news and media people. ) Into the Main loves the movie concept, and makes it His truck.. then gets caught cheating with hydrogen instead of diesel. Then creates a fight that ends with creating their own league and leaving the other league completely. There then would be a group of people that leave with the main. I would do Jet engines on a track drive, with a custom frame. as one team.. It would go into building His unlimited tractor, and coming up with Legal "cheats" to later use.. one being carry water, and transfer it as the run goes? There could be Adjusting the weight on the drives. One thing will be Rear Steer will make much better runs than the other shows.. Tracks as the drive is allowed. No spikes or anything that can break off with wheel spin is allowed. Metal tires could be allowed till there is non butadiene rubber tire made.. but they are unsettling and look unsafe. There could be a incident and they change the rule to must be rubber? There is a rule of no changing height of the pull point when pulling above or below a certain range. Where as.. if the steer method is changing air in the rear tires, they have to keep the hitch point at a certain height. Rear steer can also be changing the height of the outer bearing, or even moving the outer knuckles like a 4x4 front has. I want to experience a bunch of new ideas. Another Team Could be a 8 by, military truck with multiple engines. A bunch of sponsored engine teams without a worked out frame set up. Teams with a sponsoring engines made by .. and then each different frame ideas. Then We see Current tractors, that have worked out set ups from other leagues, competing until someone gets going. In the first few.. current real tractor teams might beat up on the casts designs. Some pull better than cast im sure.. early. A caterpillar excavator base narrowed, and maybe even a second worked in.. with multiple engines.. Other Tractor Ideas:Psyc Ward Tractor. Fat Tractor , 3 Semi. Skinny Tractor 2 Semi. Same Team. Then a Average Team. Go Average Team! Bad Ass tractor Design, idiot team. Super Stallions With a Robot Horses Attached to the front of the Design as Pulling it with Their Totally Robotic Legs.. as well as Engines in the design. A Military Vehicle Like a Tank Rescue Machine.. Those are Super Strong.. that could be gutted and rebuilt with a different outer design, with something cool as the theme. A Fashion Designers Tractor where its more like something Billy Banks would Drive?? A Pharmaceutical Makers tractor. A Farming Equipment Brand Made Tractor. A Aftermarket tractor Maker of fictional tractor make. A Jet Engine Makers Tractor. WWE Tractor, with WWE People even there. A Sports Equipment Maker with the Tractor with Sport Equipment in the Design. Stand up Comedy Tractor Team. Bass Competition Tractor with Music the Whole Time. Non-Pork Jello Tractor with Jewish Rabbi drivers. Turkey Bacon and Sausage Sponsored Tractor. With Giant Turkey on it. Endangered Animal Cloning Fund Tractor. Drinking and Music Bar Sponsored Tractor with Live Band in Pits. Non-Mercury, Paraben Safe Makeup Line of Tractor. Water to Hydrogen Auto and Electric Conversion Company Tractor. Non-Butadiene Rubber Tire Maker Tractor. Humanely raised food tractor.. mainly against caged chickens and veal. A Pitch a Gadget Idea Tractor with Real Website on the Tractor, to Get A Gadget Prototype on the Shelves of the Teams Trailer Display. And Sold in the Shows Website. Video Game Pitching Website.. similar to the other, but video games.. like a family with both. Make up More.. It should have full cages only, and fire walls between all drivers and the fans, as well as correct thickness protections and made up extra protections when anything is questioned.. anything moving. He might lose his mind a bit, (meth) and someone has to take over the series from him? It could even have chases in the movie.. like a dude mad about it all, being blamed for peoples cancers.. comes at him.. an other wants to race with the race tractor and they race tractors around town??
A Hollywood Retirement Budget: $0 - $100K | Family ⋄ Experimental A Spanish Hollywood Producer and Studio Owner Decides to Retire and Hand down His Fortune in a New Creative Way.. Opening New Beautiful Businesses that are controlled by a employment company, instead of the family expected to make it work. The Grandpa not only passing His ideas down to the kids, but also enlisting random people via choosing them with internet searches and from the phone book, based on sometimes funny similar names to theirs. Evolving into a bunch of relationships between them creating a wedding scheduling conflict.
Kids Soccer Movie or Tv Show Budget: $0 - $100K | Sports ⋄ Comedy Kids Soccer Movie or Tv Show, about a team of Kids, dominating using a Globetrotters Like Element, along with teaching a New Offense and Defense to implement to the Game. The main concept in the movie being taking the Kobe Bryant Triangle Offense and Defense from Basketball and applying it too Soccer.. Elements of full court press, and basketball like plays. PS. THIS IS A REAL THING TO DO, and WILL DOMINATE SOCCER . If you came up with a new pro team name.. it could become something like other Pro Sports Teams with Movie Starts.
"World Champs" Budget: $0 - $100K | Sports ⋄ Fantasy When you look up a sport, it says FIRST PROFESSIONALLY PLAYED this Date. Each episode of this show, is dedicated to playing a whole game of a new idea. Making each episode the first professional competition of each sport.
Basketball Invented Story (Movie) Budget: $0 - $100K | Sports ⋄ Comedy ======Basketball Invented Story====== This Needs someone that wants to write the script. The concept was used without credit, in a Ruffles commercial that ran nationally. The Inventor of basketball, was a Canadian, (Thats the ACTUAL BALL!) that moved to Kansas, started the Sport, was the ONLY losing Coach in Kansas History, but started the Whole Planet Playing Basketball. So You could do Really Really Great Speeches to the players before the Game.. and always talk about Passion for sports and the health of athletics.. What would His Love of the Game, look like? PLUS.. "We need to keep losing. Were not gonna be around next year if you beat them!! "It could have early convincing that its gonna be a sport.. to His Neighbor.. What if your neighbor was outside. .. making up a sport, after sewing up a basketball.. like above.. and you can see its not well organized. And They are like.. Everyones Gonna be playing this .. Check it out. What would you have told James? Baseball was started in 1839, in Cooperstown, and Football came after a soccer game using rugby rules. Soccer is much older. Yet is it not soccer, with hands and new hoop?? After He comes to the idea.. He could make His Class help come up with rules, and have them Play Ball.. starting with it much less thought out. After you have a peach basket up.. and people are wanting to see why.. It would turn into potential thoughts of.. this could become a sport. Into everyone's talking. The next school over.. has students hear about it.. and they come over.. now.. lets put together a game between the schools. ?? It needs convincing crowds of students around campus to come down to the field house, try it out.. as well as His players might sub people out of the stands in the early games.. maybe someone that talks trash about the untalented. Could start a fight.. into "You think you can do it better, Come down here." It could have trying to decide how far away a "free throw" is.. and why its named that? I know the fruit basket had to have a person climb to he top of the pole and get the ball out.. cutting out the bottom must of been about the greatest part of the idea. Where did the Peach Basket Come From?? Whos is it? Maybe it wasnt easy to find? I would think the person that cut out the bottom, felt very smart. They would climb the pole after each basket. It says the game started with a lower height, so the basket was easy to get the ball out of. It says before the basket was raised, the games were alot rougher. Then a backboard.. Oh man.. now were talkin. When that came up. That changed the game. Apparently He was into playing games like putting a rock on a other rock, on opposing sides of a lot, and putting together a team.. ? Then he found throwing lobs worked better than a baseball like pitch, to knock the rock off. . He could come to that basketball form.. and it could become hes doing a fadeaways with different things, all around the house.. (Gotta say Kobe one time) Maybe reads about steak preparation in Japan, around this stage? Whats for Dinner? Kobe .. Beef? If You invented a game, you might question if winning even matters. You would be telling your team to Do their best. But when they start winning.. you might tell them to tone it down. . geeze. Look at this guy. You're doing really good, these guys wont wanna play again next year.. tone it down.. pass it accidentally to them. ? He could be going up to the other teams players.. and asking Do You guys Like playing? Cool... anything we should Change??? How was 5 players decided, and why? Maybe they have 11 players, and tried 6 on 5 first.. and because it was lopsided, they decided on 5? Who deciding on calling it 'Dribbling" ? ? Kids take the ball and run around the first time you give them a ball.. an adult might do it same style, would be funny. Who was the first player to "travel" around the court with the ball.. I would think they had to stop someone.. and be like. "Its been decided that you have to bounce the ball the whole time, and if you stop, you have to pass or shoot." The first "Pick" likely lead to the first "Fight". Each Rule, would have a back story, and anything that became a later rule, could have a funny issue. I would think early after deciding on how to start a game.. they could use a "jump ball", to settle any disputes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... "The first game of "Basket Ball" was played in December 1891.In his attempt to think up a new game, Naismith was guided by three main thoughts. Firstly, he analyzed the most popular games of those times (rugby, lacrosse, soccer, football, hockey, and baseball); Naismith noticed the hazards of a ball and concluded that the big, soft soccer ball was safest. Secondly, he saw that most physical contact occurred while running with the ball, dribbling or hitting it, so he decided that passing was the only legal option. Finally, Naismith further reduced body contact by making the goal unguardable, namely placing it high above the player's heads. To score goals, he forced the players to throw a soft, lobbing shot that had proven effective in his old favorite game duck on a rock. Naismith christened this new game "Basket Ball" and put his thoughts together in 13 basic rules."David Ramey Gordon ©Copyright 2.4.2020 striangletalentagency@gmail.com
"Mission To Mars" Fake Mars Landing Movie. Budget: $0 - $100K | Comedy The Premise is some friends Fake the trip to Mars with fake footage, and become a fake Foreign Space Agency on Mars. .. who in secret, supposedly sent them 3 years ago.. introducing them. While the public thinks its all real.. its from their basement, then they rent a second location with a fake id, out in the desert, off the highway. During the mission they take to faking full scale events on Mars.. more than just things landing from their team and other countries landing, but things that scare some people.. like a volcano eruption.. a ice storm. a wind storm.. a baby. As well as problems relaying messages with base command. ALL problems they pretend arent something they thought up. They might even have real intelligent discoveries when playing around that they capture on film. Things they just happen to catch in nature. . like a haphazard lizard, could blow their minds. To make their base is to take a bunch of containers and decorate and arranged them for camera, put screens on the outside to look like windows that look in, and frame out the entire outside with a new look... Where it looks like they created a large base.. where the camera is in a courtyard, and in the distance is a green wall.. maybe of other containers .. They maybe even use a color lens, to be able to paint everything different colors to disguise it, so when you walk up too it. It doesnt look like it. A bunch of green painted things, that become something else in the green screen program. The Big Thing.. is they can walk around in their space suits and not be seen from the road.. When they are seen.. its far enough into the story, that can say they are testing out their Halloween Costumes of the Mars Landing.
Top Song Tv Show Budget: $0 - $100K | Music A Weekly New Music ONLY, continuous contest tv show, using new music voting, sales, and downloads. Purchases counting higher than just a online vote. Each Episode everyone gets to perform 1 song as a personal concert performance of their choice. Then the Audience finding out who won, next episode. Each contestant has to post their song to the website first.. and top that chart, to make the show. After Singing, and voting. Online Votes, sales and downloads determining the winner. Then Half the Contestants not making the next show. The First Show taking the Top 10 of the Internet. After that, the Top 5 Make the Show. Instead of finding out the winner in a special episode, the winner chooses to open or close the next show. The person coming in from the internet then getting the other position of open or closer. So each episode opens with a number 1 on each end.Each Contestants goal is to stay on the show as long as possible. Each episode constantly creating and releasing new music, trying to stay in the Top 5. Each contestant building on their careers, instead of doing a highly rated karaoke contest.
Repo Team Movie Budget: $0 - $100K | Action ⋄ Comedy ==== Repo Team Movie ====Concept is while you think its a repo team, its criminals stealing cars in costumes. Where the Audience only finds it out near the end. The Idea being Everyone Dresses as New Jersey Repo Agents as their Costume, wherever they are.. (or Instead.. London Repo Agents.. ) each with ear pieces, that are connected. Each repo, becomes more and more complicated, making it funny, how are they gonna talk their way outa this. Things they worked out before walking up, as well as on the fly. They should even have planned distractions if needed.. I'd like Original Fonze, maybe Him talking harder than what would have flown on tv. If you ask him to do the voice, He does it like hes a totally different person. Its really cool. Really, i came to the idea of the movie just for Henry. I want a thing where the kids watchin.. wanna talk like the Fonze after. . I think anyone that has seen him do the impression still, would be LOVING this Movie. WE need to see their home lives, at the open.. individually.. and see how some seem to leave for different jobs if you really look at the things in their lives.. Some have logos on the car.. they then take off.. after getting to the repo team meeting point. That could be forgotten one time.. each repo would be they plan to steal a specific vehicle.. for a unknown reason.. but show up like its being repo'd then argue with the person, while the team steals it, then drive away.. never to be see again, as their costumes then change. So Some of the Repossession Team Lives the WHOLE time in disguise, and others might not be known to their families?? Their Wife might even think its legit. They need to Have multiple ways they case places to find what to steal, that we see.. and see what really is the reason for the theft. Where robbing and casing joints, kinda seems like their second job. There could also be ones that Work at Hotels, and at Service Places, or maybe they even all work together as a catering company. But they need a place that they make contact with rich people. First Job after Open: Might be, driving up to a persons place to repo their vehicle, and explaining how they haven't paid their bank. . and its this many months late, and were taking it. AND they are like.. NO.. We Have Paid this Off Full, What Do you Mean.. And we see them communicating with the base operation.. Its fake, its the person outside, and they tied all their headsets together as a intercom. We hear them give dates and figures.. and then tell them.. NO.. you have not. and we hear them tell them the amount last sent and Date, over the headphones, and all this info.. and address.. And then, lets say, They pull a gun.. HEY.. Hold On.. A.. And Then the Team is like.. Maybe we have the wrong house, I think we have the wrong house.. we were sent to the wrong house Boss.. ..and leave. Then come back and straight steal it, but it looks like a legit repo... The audience is sure they are right. Other Times Shown, need to have them ask base things, and base answering back with messed up answers... base answers them, with funny answers to fuck with them, and they always make it seem like the victim is the problem. (Its the person outside in the truck.) They could try to lift the keys from the people without their knowledge while inside, and have code words over the intercom to get a person to come too the door, to hand off keys to each other. As well as abort words, and a say they cant find them keys, figure something out, word. Either abort or figure something out. With banter that mixes you up, getting you laughing.. and then in the crazyness of the situations, they are stealing their car, each time it going differently. Looking the whole time like a legit team of repo agents just getting the job done.SO that gets a heartbeat going. The Audience unaware of they are stealing cars the whole time is the idea. "Like 6th sense, oh.. they were stealing them is why that.. oh. that means that each time was fast talking on their part.. oh.. thats funny.. a reason to watch it back a few times." If the victim doesnt see the car being stolen.. they point it out as the repo trailer is leaving.. HEY, Are You Getting Robbed...?? I'll call the cops.. runs to their car.. pulls out the phone.. inside.. turns it on.. pulls it forward, while yelling.. HELLO.. 911.. and then blocks the driveway.. and hops back out to talk to the victim, as the go between with 911.Then, while still on 911... goes back to talking about where they were talking about inside.. Selling a Product, or service like a door to door salesman. With a New Invention. If the person picks up their phone, they try to get it hung up in time.. While the truck gets away..Then they leave, before the cops are about there, saying they dont want a ticket for being double parked. Taking their time.. while blocking their driveway .. often keeping them, from giving chase, then asking if they want to still buy the product."So a FOR Sure Yes..?? i'll come back.. im double parked .. i gotta go. " Repo team is a better title, but "double parked" makes you laugh later about the name and each situation. The Talkers Each Time should have a contest on how they get to saying "Im double parked.." before walking out the door. Where Each time the idea is to block the driveway after pointing out their were just robbed.. often as walking out and getting in their car. . then they block the drive.. and make up some more.. LONG TERM, kids will make up funny things to say on their own to their parents, with double parked. SO the commercials could be kids doing that, using lines not in the movie. The Idea would be, all movie it seems like they are just a comedy troupe of bad repo agents fighting with hard to deal with, and at the end, we realize they were stealing cars the whole time. At Work, Each Person is living their Disguise. All the Same Theme. They do different things often to the victim.. each time, putting on a disguise over their repo outfits. So you still think they are a repo team the whole time. They should travel back to home . To not be drawing the heat in their home towns. They ALSO need a system with check downs, for where to hide the car, if this happens, they set this up, and it has this back up, if this happens, they have this set up, and all these things worked out like one of their wives wrote this up for them, that if you recognize there is structure to the checkdowns, you see her design. There could be a Flatbed Truck, (they refer to as the Karate Kid Shower Costume) that has One or Two Curtain Rods around the top, Each being a rod with two disguises, they can pull around it. The Outer one, with a BOX Truck Panel Design , that Only Straps to the bottom of the flatbed after pulled around, to make it look just like a BOX truck. Then they put a magnetic logo for the box truck company on the door, they keep behind the seat, in the cab. Then they either have a second costume for the truck, like a second box truck design. OR.. they Have on this curtain rod above the flat bed, built the rod where it goes all the way to the front. Where if they park the front against brick building, they made a curtain that is bricks.With a evenly weighted bottom, to be less affected by wind. SO they drive up, park it quick ..the front of the truck against the building, damn fast pull out the curtains, pull the plates, and Leave. Taking the plates that have quick releases, but look like they dont, as they leave... One side the Curtain is wolven to the rear, and the other side is the box truck costume side, and there is a gap at the curtains. We could see cops discovered that gap, and tow the truck, with stolen car on it. .. where they loose the karate kid truck. Then the joke becomes who wants to go bail the truck outa jail?? Leading to the Chase Next Heist, cause they didnt have a good plan without the truck. Lets Say They Set up a Tent that looks Really Close to Brick Wall, even better than the truck, and the wind blows it off the covered vehicle and the people in chases, recover it. So like, two in a row, they lose. Then the audience, if they are thinking about it, would question why they wouldnt just get the truck back. Into a Few Going Well... and the Movie Ending with a Gone in 60 Seconds Style Chase. Where They Seem to Be on the Run, at the End. Hands Up. -Thanks David Ramey Gordon © Copyright 11.21.2020 S Triangle Talent Agency LLC striangletalentagency@gmail.com
ASL Movie Budget: $0 - $100K | Comedy == "ASL" == Sexting Movie. Heres a basic idea of what it could be? Lets do the whole thing where it jumps around to different situations. With a over riding story that connects them in someway. You know how like a adult film sometimes loops multiple scenes together at different spots so they are telling a story.. then start another.. and all skippy... then all come to the next part.. like money shots.. at the same time. It could have that kinda connector.. so like you have all these different story lines getting going.. then jumping.. then coming back. . getting hotter.. jumping.. to a different and new that is just starting out, then gets way funny.. .. and then leaves while still laughing back to one thats taking forever.. and all movie its like that person waiting.. to get .. maybe.?? hooked up. Then its waiting to hear back.. all hot and bothered as a audience.. then mom texts. stuff like that. .. ah. Hey mom. Then it. person not coming back . and phone battery dies... Other places it going cold.. and we just leave when it goes cold. Others that are really hot and heavy, it could really get it going.. then one has to leave. But like.. something happened and didnt get to say.. hold on. kind of things.. as well as.. catfishing. I want to see a audience that is shook from laughter, and fails.. characters waiting for that one to come back.. the rest of the film.. and when it does comes back.. and we saw what happened. its just as good. but not to the audience. Then some other is like.. trying too o o o hard. or not hard enough but thinks they are great at this.. One could be two guys texting a bunch of people sitting high on a couch, and all kinds of conversations at one time going on, that we wouldnt wanna be in with them. . but the convo is convincing.. like CC.. bubbles.. different ways different convos show to keep them in order on who is who is needed. Things like.. filters on different convos is needed. That one could go into two friends also sitting on the couch, same media set up.. also high.. receiving texts from both of them.. and they are hacker style, and saying things back, hacking them, and going thru everything.. coming up with drama from things they have in their computers/phones. As many situations as possible from people that have been in relationships based on distance.. as a thing too. ASL. When then it starts getting hot and you stay there.. if there is a climax, dont stick around... jump to something funny where you are like.. think its over. Then its not. Then have another where its sad how it stays and the whole thing goes south. It needss messages that make a person say.. "what the f.." with different reasons why.. like their phone texted buttons pushed on accident and they were like.. im gonna leave it? and it went bad there.. and then when they try to get it back, it gets worse? lol.. and then leaves . where its now a comic people texting watching this getting deeper into worse, that could end with one agrees to meet, and isnt described well. It needs that element of not like the picture. It needs the element of wrong age posted. It needs the married and lying and trying to have relationship on side.. it has a bunch of material just sitting there. this is all i have. It could have that person that thinks they are alot hotter than they are,, and optioned to post weird not showing as well pics.. but then the person has weird things that make them not as hot, so they are sick of getting tons of messages talking a good game often with.. you are so hott.. into having this one on the line that isnt impressed and not wanting to stay on the date. It also needs to touch on how alcohol creates a bunch of questionable messages when drunk and.. and we wait. and it wanes.. and we laugh. They passed out. stuff like that. -Thanks David Ramey Gordon © Copyright 8.9.2020 S Triangle Talent Agency LLCstriangletalentagency@gmail.com
Million Dollar Note Movie Budget: $0 - $100K | Fantasy ⋄ Comedy == Million Dollar Note ==The Million Dollar Note, movie idea spun opposite of the Book, Million Pound Note. Did you ever read the old story.. . Where a person gets a million pound bank note from a investor, and they live their lives with nobody able to make change for them, so they get stuff free. OK. . so same layout story, in modern times, would be the people would call the bank, and make change. But then She has to wait.. and then the money gets there.. then she has to take the money back to her bank, and needs Another, "New Million Dollar Note." So the open would have to be the treasury comes up with the million dollar bill.. then they might even have 100k bills. But nobody can make change.. till they call the bank. THEN.. places like bars, where people try and use it on small purchases, like shots, takes the bills and pins them on the wall.. like. not EVEN ACCEPTED HERE. DONT TRY. And people are like . Thats a Real Note. ? Where as, the idea is the main character, and Her Best Friend. Are just two of the many people, that we see, that manages to get the bill banned everywhere. The Movie more about the Story about why it was banned. Where the plot needs to go from the novelty of the notes, and How they are First To Try it as a Scam.. to the problem.. where everyone AFTER Them Does it Wrong, or the Person Just Before Them.. did i poorly.. and tried Differently.. where sometimes we see wins, but i think alot of mess ups is way more funny. It could be all kinds of free things they get using their looks that they blame the note on.. each of those, u know the audience would think, " They would have been getting that already??.." Into She then has to find avenues that the persons will not call the bank, no matter.. people in the underground, and maybe even dark internet stuff you make up.. There could be a trade show that she hits up and gets bags of cheap products given for the look they each went with, that the bill is just worth saying it was that.. And they just give it too her. So they might be a bit ratchet. I would think, more the better? It would be the Flirting with all that goes wrong, while seeing little wins here and there that make you laugh. But Each thing She Does Get, She Always Posts to Online.. maybe also records people that say no, and as joke, always posts like they are shocked. She could have that problem of talking with abbreviation and lots of urban slang, in her posts. So its funy and kinda cutting where often people dont understand whatit reads.. and people could ask the character what that means.. she answers that.. and they are like. what?? It says. and describes how the post reads. like connecting different abbreviation to make words would be fun. She could also get in too deep. Also it could have a overtone of she doesnt know shes super pretty. Shes overly hard about her own image. She sees her beauty as makeup.. and skin deep, and meets some kind hearted person that sees it differently? I also have this sexting movie plot.. That I'll attach, you could intermix. Again. This is all i have. So it needs a editor. You will have to find the story. Its like a 20 page read. Its a mark twain. There is also a 70's movie about it.. its also similar to brewsters millions. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... David Ramey Gordon © Copyright 3.5.2021 S Triangle Talent Agency LLCstriangletalentagency@gmail.com
"Appleseeds" Budget: $0 - $100K | Sci-fi ⋄ Adventure Appleseeds is a movie following a gamer, or a person playing a fictional game, where the graphics in this game are created using regular film... The Movie beginning with camera angles that for sure, dont give away that you are watching someone in a game.. till sometime later. The actor pretending to be in a game the whole time, but a more advanced and less choppy type. It could easily have sequels following other types of games.
Religious Fishing Movie Budget: $0 - $100K | Sports ⋄ Mystery A Fisherman discovers a secret to fishing, that opens up a bunch of questions about the Bible.
Pilots Tv Show Budget: $0 - $100K | Experimental ⋄ Comedy ======== Pilots Tv Show ================== The idea is a show airing new pilots and short films rewrote as hour pilots, some stories connecting to prior, but the majority doing their own thing. I included some ideas to submit in the pitch, but it could turn solely to user submissions. Submitted to the Shows Website, the the writing crew changing what they need.. Each episode having a full length shows feel. Somewhere in the Open Sequence it should give where to submit your idea for a coming show.. The Commercials would be Sketches in Pilot Locations. I dont like a commercial that shows anything of the coming show if its a surprise? So commercials as in a plane or boat cockpit between pilots.. about the coming show, then into someone elses idea. but still not showing the show coming. it could show highlights of last show that they talk about now, a week late? Each hour, is a independent Tv Show open, or even a Films Start, or Tv Program like a Game Show, but Each Short, as a Pilot . Often story's end, then later can pick up with a different cast and same show, second pilot. Then the Cast, can be made of Guests and Reoccurring People, but also always trying to not be recognized as the same characters between shows. Its like a sketch show, laid out longer and harder to spot.Each Show would be a Pilot, and get a whole episode, SO the opening credits if a whole hour like a new show, not as the pilots show. a Commercial before the pilot that is the open, that you could host, or just have actors playing the rolls of pilots. Saying Hello.. explaining the layout in the first few, then without that part later on, just opens with whatever the pilots title is. . so it becomes a funny thing to see what tonight is.. then other episodes it could be split up and be more than one pilot. Some might be split into 2 or 4 at a time. You could even have one last more than one episode to be a short 2 or 3 hour movie.. it can really go anyway you are wanting it to go.If you did it online, then edit it for tv later, it could be any length thing posts, then submit the next at any time instead of having to wait. you could do mass posting nights with many, and other times. weeks without to protest something too. You could do whatever you want. Then you run into the issue, or problem of running out of personal material.? At the open, Our Staff would each have things they want on, the actors would have ideas too.. but after lets say.. each thing to the website is only judged against what is there. . We would run out of material, The Website would make the show somewhat lasting or "Evergreen."I wrote this a while ago.. If you are interested, I cn write up New Stuff. My First Episode Idea: is left where its a open ended study.. I dont know the answer. I do know joint pain and sorbital, xylitol, and most sugaless sugars are joint pain causing. Possible Open:So the First Pilot idea of the Show would be You playing a Doctor Doing "A Study on Possible Effects of the Artichoke" . So the Show might open where She is using crowdfunding to create a starting capital to do advertising to find people that really eat alot of artichoke if possible. Then comparing them to a person with less artichoke diet, to see if it causes anything that is easy to spot in looking at many of a groups afflictions at once.. like .. Maybe many have Severe Rheumatoid Arthritis. Or Lupus.. Or Something It maybe causes? She could as well.. Be selling no waste Fly catchers that self clean and re-hydrate a sticky thing to start it over.. with a cover that hides the caught insects, where She made a infomercial about the global problem about house flys and horse flies cause blindness in kids and adults, after landing near their eyes. As well as asks that someone do a study on horseflies and their stings effect on people. Then maybe nobody is a taker so far. But She sells them for barns and homes, and bedrooms. Plug in and solar. Also included it has some kinda mosquito drawing light that is shaded to the person looking at it.. She could also have a line of Spider traps for home and bedroom. . And brings up the danger of how many things are very poisonous and we assume nobody can be bitten. Where She's just a smart doctor on tv.. and we see she isnt a doctor at all in real life. Shes a person doing a study and pretending to be a doctor doing the study. Lets say the "Doc" read that most Arthritis Meds are Like.. Either .. Dandelion Root.. Or Milkweed Root.. (its choice two, choice one is a cure too, Look it Up. ) You know.. the Thistle. Its what is the base in many pills. If you go to body worlds exhibit.. you would see severe joints with arthritis. Its calcium deposits. So Milkweed is a natural break down of calcium is the pills She gives people.. She goes to vitamin cottage, swaps the labels to Her own. On Both. Mixes them together equally. Take one a day.. She gets online.. Orders Pancreatic Enzyme Tablets.. Finds out it needs refrigerated. And starts her own factory to make them using the money from the other pills. Sells them as anti cancer preventive vitamins. Proven by Dr. Ballard and susan summers is her moms woman power 90's hero. She then finds a turmeric pill to take.. again.. That is a cure to bladder cancer in that it likely cancels out cancerous arsenic in how it saves lives. China and India eat High in Turmeric Diets, and Have Arsenic Filled Water Like We Do, and They have LOW Bladder and Prostate Cancer Levels. Eating More Mustard than usual is one preventive thing you can do tonight.. in a infomercial she made for the pill line.. You begin to see she has a empire in health pills. Into struggling through applicants that say they eat a bunch of artichoke, and ones just there to mess with her, but finding out shes taking blood, and xrays and wants to find each thing wrong, and also wants to find out the effects of weed, as the alternate thing if you were just there to bs.. would you be willing to smoke weed and be tested for any long term changes? Am i talking to the wrong guy??? I think a story line could turn into a second and third study about a different thing you think would be interesting? I found out that Thirsty People often have strokes vs not hydrated people. Over 50% of stroke victims are dehydrates has been reported by multiple sources. So she could bring up that as a study she takes credit of, based off that data.. then did someway, and found that is true data.. dehydration is a often cause of stroke and heart attack. Drinking 5 glasses of water a day, is a 50% reduction in stroke chances is a known data point in her conversation needs said. alot. I think in her studies she might discover something they all are saying that seems too clear to not say something is wrong.. u know?? Maybe you make it all up .. and have to defend we needed a villain and a way to solve the problem. You know?But the Show taking care to not show people.. Then Before Finding Out if the Answers are in Her Study... It swaps to a New Story. Where you can leave it for a long while and people will find out the answer for the study for us. We put up the question in the show, now people have to tell us if the show is right or wrong. Before we have any answers. It will lead to someone doing the study. We could wait to write the concussion till we know a answer.Many will want to know the answer, and wait for the series too restart. Next Story Maybe a Episode or Two Long? : A story that doesnt tie in for a while.. till the character is connected to the first with a tie in of they are your characters first recipients in the study of a treatment med that fixes a problem. There we see they see Our Character ONLY as a Doctor. Then that Ends.. Next Episode:A Show about a person with promise and putting in hard work. Is completely unsuccessful, day after day as we see. We see a never give up.. a perseverance.. and fight not seen before.. and just when you think the struggle is finally over.. nope. Keeps gone. ( The show is the dramatic set up for the next show.. a comedy about someone going through the opposite. This show was to teach how you need to be if you aren't gonna think out what direction in life you want to go.) Then Next Show.. A Person without putting out much work. Not born into wealth. But you see not much struggle. Comes up with a fairly simple idea.. like a ap that everyone wants, that is new and purchase-able on the website, becomes super rich, just learning on google aps how to code the project together.. the shows idea teaching a kid how to come to an idea, and how to put it together. Really funny, would be they are dumb with their money and do odd thngs, like mail out money to people for things to get made. They maybe create a developer hub where you can pitch an idea, and the idea is made, and then the poet pitching the idea gets a percentage. It might have a network with a membership and non disclosure compete to have the ap and password as well as it watches the cams on the phone and computer to verify who is on and what is accessed is monitored to see who might be a spy to a company that is trying to find out things on the page, where the website then isolates the people it thinks exposed the part of the list they were allowed to access.. and then shows them fictional ideas only that the system has already deleted. Giving them old ideas, that have been seen and passed on by everyone in the network, before they come out on their lists, then they play themselves to the public that way of Im a normal competitor in the market if you dont know.Rather than let the competitors bully them in the market, You character could come to a style where everyone helps layout a scam on business that the website has shown as people we know are passing our ideas to others. Where Her idea is create all the competition to an idea before releasing the idea, and as soon as we see the idea taken and made, and opened, the new competition enters the market. So you get to come up with the better ideas, and rate all the ideas on something, and then choose the worse of them, and send that idea on to the list as what is released. Where if you are in the verified not spy network, you get to see the set up we are pulling on the spys, and get invites to own the competition business with a discount that she is buying them in, just asking they run it for Her and not tell anyone about the set up. So we have this team online she has assembled.. similar to a Zoom Meeting. Talking about when we restart this meeting, were gonna add the spys, and none of you know. ALL of you are on board for the Brand New Idea. Nothing has been said yet too any of you about anything. I will be pitching this idea. To the Whole Group. Be on board. Be supportive of the spys.. Heres what I want the convo to go like.. in your own words. If they communicate you cant afford to start anything, you're just here for the uplifiting meetings. . Then the Next Show Starts before we find out how it goes Down . GAME SHOW..When it comes back.. It cant get back into the swing of thing immediately.. it becomes more email invites to ideas, she is paying them to open for her.. more and more set up ideas.. with low values shes paying out.. but its all website things. Where they then take them, and we see they built a marketplace for each persons idea paid too them.. to be on this hub, somewhere else, all their new things.. and the competitor doesnt see the new thing getting hot somewhere else they arent. Then they release the Lesser of the Ideas to the Spys.. The Week the Spys Companies are in the News showing off their New Product and Idea to the Public, the Website that Was getting Hot somewhere Else releases.. with all the different products one, two .. sometime many steps farther past the tech of the brand new product the Spys release. She wins that fight.. that week.. The competition is left without a winning product and we see they need to retool. As well as see they were set up by their clearly seen spys. Now they need to come to a better way to spy.. but in the mean time, they start making up copies of each thing they released. Making the shelves fill up with a second and third brand. That show could end. Or.. it could be back from a different perspective and we find out what the competition was doing and was like, and why??? There is always a reason why someone does something ? Then Next show could start. Game Show. (This Before the Story of the Spys they are fighting stealing ideas. )Each team is given 1 million dollars, and is to use the money to open a business, that then makes money and are expected to pay back the money at the end of the season. The Team that Makes the Most money using the million, gets to keep it. The others simply giving it back. At the end of the time period, SHE Tells the Audience the Idea is each team will be taking that same million and handing it to the next team for next season. Each team gives back the money. Then the Team that Made the Most with the Money, is awarded the 1 million dollars.Each Team is measured on Time Since Given the Money. Each Quarter All the Teams that Have Data To a First Quarter are Compared and Awarded... At a Year, some are closed. Some are Bringing in Millions and have reinvested into new ideas to try and get even more from their million. You as the Host, where we see a second side of the show, and it stops at breaks and goes to back stage and their lives.. maybe a person asks a question, and she stops filming and answers it. and restarts.. WE find out, she is making it up as they go, sometimes between takes. There could also be a element of she takes lots of breaks.. like weed smoking breaks and comes back sometimes next monday to finish, and Has them all pick back up, like nothing has changed, all back in same outfits.. etc. Edited to look same day, moments later.. Its Her show. Her Money. She made Her money as a day soap star. Net worth in the 100's of Milllions.. Where She Has Iots where this came from.. and we see she expects to take a huge loss as we know business fail, and spend, and lose it all. So the Show She started.. is a website based submission of ideas, that the sponsors pay for the writing up of the plan if selected by the staff.. and they have to be really good money makers to go to the next step, taking out the stress, they create a timeline of each step the persons team needs to make and the amount being spent does match the projections to the step .. and when they dont match She is making them have meetings and updating the networks projection on things of this nature for next time they decide to fill something like this idea.. Each Team to be on the show, submits over 10 ideas to the show, and each are first voted on by Her Staff and Her.. then the top teams plus any they feel get them a good funny angle are funded by Her Sponsor.. She likes to add all Teams that submit only comedic ideas.Chosen ideas are then sent to their business writers and each step and stress figured out and prices and availability of doing the idea is figured out.. and when 1 million dollars is reached.. the idea list up to then is shown as what the team wants made and in what order, and why. Where its turn key, and they pay a employment company to them start the company, and the team that submitted the idea, then becomes the spokesmodels of the business, as well as minority owners, without a say in business happenings. The companies owned by Your Character as the 51% Major Partner on ALL.Where we dont see on the side of the show, there is a team with each team, and making them jump through each step and hoop, but helping them, and not to say it.. holding their hand and making each do the idea correct and exact, with a Gordon Ramsey Co star as the Host that runs the side show team. So we get to see Him chew out people in a fictional way, where he can be really funny. Next:"Changes" Single Episode Pilot, where its about Everything being named differently, and poorly. Like tons of things named after what they do and not what we refer too them as. Like Hammer. isnt a Hammer. Things you eat.. things you eat with. Then every here and there, things names we call things. Like Bowls. Then just after we laugh that bowls is the same.. they are like.. hey its bowling night.. yea. Lets go Bowling. Oh I know. Just saying the world bowl reminds me. How great. As well as everyone is named not often used names . Where everything chosen for all the characters, and their pets is funny and odd. Then One Person.. after a portion of episode, Points this Out. And She Comes to ALL New Names.. .. where then she makes a video coming too a new name for each idea, none being used currently for each. "We should call this a.." and then before we get to see the public's reaction... the episode ends. Movie or a Episode with New Ap Released.Female that starts a "One on One Bet on Anything" Ap with ads between reading bets when looking through them on the ap. Where it starts as a tournament of items website, that many people would post odd ball things, that often get really far in the tournament, and She sees a opportunity.. and creates a competition and betting website.. where you can put any item, picture, or video.. and bet any amount you want, the website holding your money, that your thing gets more likes than anyone elses. No names shown on who put what up when deciding "Votes."If the persons thing gets more likes than anyone else that paid the bet amount to be in the competition, they Win All the money.So after Creating Your Bet, and Posting it to the Looking For Takers Section.. Once Someone Takes a Bet. It then posts to the main page, and everyone can jump in with anything else to be liked, if they put up the bets money. Then after a number of days.. the person that has the Most Likes.. Wins ALL the Money.It could in the story line.. decide to award the top 10 people in each bet, 10% of the bets, as well as the website take 10% of the bet.. Where then the Winner gets 80% of their bets back.. and the players decide to stop playing.. Someone else makes a new website that is free of taking their money, and uses just sponsor ads to pay the website. And She falls apart. . Ok. I'll end at that. This is actually kinda old, I could write up a bunch more. Thoughts? -Thanks, David David Ramey Gordon © Copyright 9.18.2021striangletalentagency@gmail.com